Marriage - Before And After  

DustyWidget 61M
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8/7/2006 11:32 pm

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8/9/2006 9:07 am

Marriage - Before And After

Look what I found when I was researching for the Mex - sorry Hispanics' post? Wonder what you will?


Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - Twice a night.
After - Twice a month.
Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.
Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before - Don't Stop.
After - Don't Start.
Before - The Sound of Music.
After - The Sound of Silence.
Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
Before - Wheel of Fortune.
After - Jeopardy.
Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's a nightmare.
Before - $60/dozen.
After - $1.50/stem.
Before - Turbocharged.
After - Needs a jump-start
Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Victoria's Secret.
After - Fruit of the Loom.
Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Ball and chain.
Before - Idol.
After - Idle.
Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?
Before - When together, time stands still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.
Before - Croissant and cappuccino.
After - Bagels and instant coffee.
Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
Before - Romeo and Juliet.
After - Bill and Hillary..

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TheCliticals 36F/F

8/8/2006 12:41 am

Earth to Dusty Earth to Dusty Earth to Dusty
Come in Dusty
Earth to Dusty Earth to Dusty Earth to Dusty
Come In Dusty. Dusty come in.

Lemondrop15484u 55F
4816 posts
8/8/2006 1:17 am

I like this one, it's so true lol.

rm_4it921 62M
1371 posts
8/8/2006 1:21 am

Your not just a good (Sorry great!) blogger you can scout out a good post better than Davey Crockett. Nice one.

Take care.

Gossip_Anyone 42F

8/8/2006 3:02 am

im beyond

sunshinekzn 59F

8/8/2006 7:06 am

Very good Dusty!!!! In case you wanted to know the answers to my blog about you, here it is!

1.I would kiss you!
2.Sweetheart - because you are!
6. A ticket to South Africa to see our country and meet us!
7.. yes
8.The winner thakes it all by ABBA
Take care Dusty!!!

florallei 100F

8/8/2006 1:20 pm

Oh Dusty,

You know far too well how relationships go South after a week or so after the wedding...hehehe...This is so funny and frightfully true...that is why I am never getting married again...always on a honeymoon stage...uhhum!!!

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
8/8/2006 1:37 pm




Greekgirl4u06 40F

8/8/2006 2:40 pm

its the honest truth, seen it in many marriages.....hope to god it will not be me.....

BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/9/2006 8:53 am

Although that is the way it normally goes, I know many that this has not happened to. Got a kick out of it anyway LOL.

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