Toys for Twats and Twigs..  

DoveOK 57F
393 posts
8/16/2006 4:28 pm

Last Read:
8/30/2006 2:20 pm

Toys for Twats and Twigs..


Being an old broad with a goodly amount of sexual experience.. I've had to good fortune to be able to compile a bit of information when it comes to cocks and accessories.. I have come to the conclusion (while I was giving head) that I really really like cocks.. If I were a guy I'd never leave home for playing with mine. I have met men that I didn't really care for much.. but I have never met a cock that didn't interest me in one form or fashion. There are cocks that I'd love to have.. and cocks that I like to look at but I wouldn't let near me.. but either way.. they interest me. As a cock investigator.. CI for short.. no pun intended... I have found that although I do fancy my toys.. the real thing is most desirable.

Ok.. ok.. I know I'm way out there.. but I had a member on AdultFriendFinder tell me because I didn't want his particular appendage.. I must be gay.. or have penis envy.. I did think that over for a split nanosecond.. and my response to that alligation is.. No I don't want to be a man.. being a woman.. I can have as many cocks as I want.. and you are still an ASS....

Come to think of it.. I could probably have more pussy than he gets..

I know that was nasty.. but hey.. I never said I was nice...

Huggs.. Cris


rm_Diddy4269 36M

8/16/2006 4:55 pm

nothing wrong w/ like cocks...i like all kinds of pussies so there you go!!

and as for that other fella, ur right, it doesn't change the status of being an ass lol


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
8/16/2006 5:06 pm

I can have as many cocks as I want.. and you are still an ASS....
Come to think of it.. I could probably have more pussy than he gets..


LMAO! You tell it like it is!!! You just made my evening.
Lori


abitcrazy4sex 46M
1335 posts
8/16/2006 5:54 pm

you rock ladies that like cock (and admit it) are few and far between.we should start a national holiday... \8 day.


rm_jlg3682
42 posts
8/17/2006 8:55 am

outstanding cris....rock out with your cock out!!!! you are a turn on!!!


HeatedCondition 61M
890 posts
8/20/2006 6:25 pm

Hey Cris...you told it like it is! Any guy that talks like that probably doesn't get laid unless he parts with a good sum of cash. And even then he probably has to do some coaxing. LOL.

CI...Cock Investigator...LOL!

HeatedCondition


Reeducer 68M

8/30/2006 11:40 am

I love your style. I probably like pussy as much as you like cocks. Glad to hear you speak your mind. And keep 'em cumming.


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