Screw Em If They Can't Take A Joke  

DoveOK 58F
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8/17/2006 7:50 am

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8/30/2006 1:48 pm

Screw Em If They Can't Take A Joke


Just a lil humor.. I apologize to all my blonde gf's... but this joke just don't work.. with a redhead...

Alligator trick

A Cajun walks into a bar with pet alligator by his side.
He puts the Alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my balls inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute.
Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top
of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.
After a few minutes of silence, a single hand goes up. "I'll try it!" yells a Blonde woman from the other end of the bar,

"But don't hit me so hard with the bottle..."


DoveOK 58F

8/18/2006 7:46 am

ok..here's another lame one...

Okie walks into a bar.. sits at the bar where he has a bird's eye view of a drop dead gorjuss blonde..

He wants to talk to her so bad but his mouth goes dry and he can't think of any icebreakers to approach her with..

After a few minutes the blonde sneezes and her glass eye pops out of her head..

Being that he had played baseball as a kid.. it was an automatic response.. the Okie catches the glass eye like a pro...

He walks to the end of the bar where he politely hands the eye to the blonde and says, "I believe this belongs to you ma'am"

She was so impressed and relieved that she said, "Thank you sir, for your kindness please let me buy you dinner."

He of course accepted..

Dinner was great and afterwards she invited him to her home for a nightcap.. the most glorious night of sex and she woke him with breakfast in bed..

The Okie asked, "You are so nice.. are you this nice to everyone?"

The blonde replied, "No... you just caught my eye."


DoveOK 58F

8/29/2006 11:38 am

Two blondes walked into the bar...

The brunette ducked..

now don't get mad at me... it was a blonde that told me this joke


Reeducer 68M

8/30/2006 11:47 am

Cris I thought you might like this. Later, Reed

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


DoveOK 58F

8/30/2006 1:48 pm

lol I love it...


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