A Rose by any other name...  

DoveOK 57F
393 posts
8/18/2006 6:34 am

Last Read:
9/6/2006 5:21 am

A Rose by any other name...


is still a vagina...

I am amazed at the vast number of names men have used to refer to a woman's love pocket.. as well as the names they use for their crotch rocket.

I do get tickled by some of the references I have received in emails and messages.. I thought I'd start a list.. or two.. of nicknames for varioius body parts..

Breast: Breasticles.. teats... da puppies.. the girls..

Mine are of course.. "Precious and Sweetie"

Vagina: Poo Poo.. Poosie.. Ham wallet.. Snatch... Pooty.. Bearded Clam.. Womanhood.. Snapper..

One gentleman described morning sex with his partner as "like trying to pry apart a cold cheese sandwich" YUCK!!

Penis: Scud missle.. Moby.. Manhood.. Dingle Dangle.. Claymore.. Trigger.. Love machine..

Just to name a few... Do you have any?

Huggs... Cris


kyplowboy22 62M

8/18/2006 10:30 am

rofl. Guess I'll just leave a laugh for you and move on. Come by for a visit some time.

kpb


ZZ_Todd 60M

8/18/2006 2:32 pm

Love Pocket and Crotch Rocket ... now how could I ever top that


sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
8/18/2006 2:35 pm

good post ...TREASure chest and I have even heard a guy refere to his as little elvis lol...

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Seduce my mind and my body


rm_pussnballs4u 62M/55F
326 posts
8/18/2006 4:42 pm

Followed the link from kyplowboy's blog to here. He was right! You're a keeper! I got you on my watched list now. Keep up the good work.

pnb


SirMounts 103M

8/19/2006 7:26 am

DoveOK...
Well, I've got the Love Machine, but not the Pooty, and very a negligible Precious and Sweetie. *winking*
I like your blog very much, Cris. *smiling*


DoveOK 57F

8/19/2006 10:32 am

giggles... last nite a young man refer'd to his as his "little prince"...

ya'll are all so sweet.. I do appreciate your visits and comments..

ty pnb.. got my eye on you too

Huggs... Cris


DoveOK 57F

8/20/2006 7:39 pm

I wasn't sure where to put this..

It ain't easy being a dick.. my best friend is a pussy.. I hang out with a couple of nuts.. my neighbor is an asshole.. and when I get excited.. I throw up!


DoveOK 57F

8/30/2006 6:52 am

the right one is Miz Precious.. and the leftover one is Sweetie.. head farther south and you'll bump into Miss Kittie..

Thanks so much for stop'n by...

Huggs.. Cris


rm_bogeyman53 65M
1 post
9/3/2006 6:50 pm

enjoyed the alligator joke also. how about trouser trout and for the kitty - fish taco.


DoveOK 57F

9/6/2006 5:21 am

This song by the Bloodhound Gang... just goes to show there is no end to the nicks given to our beloved body parts.. its funny as hell.

BLOODHOUND GANG LYRICS

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto


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