A true friend :)  

DontBiteJustNibl 61F
27 posts
7/9/2006 8:02 pm
A true friend :)

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever or whoever is choking you.

3. When you smile--I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only thinkof4.

Remember...a good friend will help you move...
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body......
(let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel)

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