Wholly Crap Batman............  

Djeeper1987 48M
3389 posts
9/6/2006 6:40 am

Last Read:
9/8/2006 4:49 pm

Wholly Crap Batman............

No, I am not robin...
But I might as well be, cause its really been a long time since I got any. I know its sad. Hell the other day someone thought I was gay. What did I do? I kicked the ever living shit out of him.
All I did was lay one fat hit at his face with my fist. And out like a light he was on the ground.
Anyway, last night at class. I passed my Chapter 2 test. 20/20!! whooo hoooooooooooo
There was the beautiful woman that came in. She use to be the assitant to the math teacher. I was thinking to myself "THERE TRULY IS A GOD" not only was she gourgous, but very smart. I taked to her for a bit, and just got more turned on thinking "This is truly an amazing woman" and that was it. I asked her if she like to go get some coffee. Sadly, she said,"I love too, but I am heading home to my husband" "Oh thats ok, I still like to be friends?"
"Sure, I will see you around maybe?"
I don't care if we have an affair, she is hot, gourgous, smart, and the one hell of a ass!!!
In the meantime, I woke up this morning with a hella hard on.
So I was wondering if perhaps? saintlianna or hornylilgirl78 or anyone who care to come to california for a weekend or week to make me smile!! Two years of not getting laid is really bad!!!

Carpe Diem

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
9/6/2006 7:32 am

Wheres my ticket?????????

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/6/2006 6:35 pm:
When ya wanna cum baby?

mickdevil 51M/53F
3496 posts
9/6/2006 7:46 am

OMG 2yrs!!!!OUCH

I'm going to have to worn the lady that goes to wear a rain suit!

make sure you have lots of water on hand
Don't bother bringing clothes I'm thinking your not going to need them
Maybe a few snackables that you dont have to go out for,this way you just stay in bed for the wknd and get caught up on being without for 2yrs!!!


Mick & Devil FWB
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Just Living Life

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/6/2006 6:36 pm:
Lots of catching up to do!

SingleNLooking72 107F

9/6/2006 9:20 am

Damn baby! Well, you still have 2 free passes to Mz LJ's House of Ill Repute to use when you make it east!


Djeeper1987 replies on 9/6/2006 6:36 pm:
I got those two passes from ya and I got them on my desk.

hornylilgirl78 107F

9/6/2006 10:35 am

2 years?? I thought my 2 months was AWFUL...I can't imagine longer.

I'm with lianna...where's my ticket?


"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/6/2006 6:37 pm:
2 months ain't nothing. You want a ticket too huh? I have a feeling a 3sum not going to work? perhaps?

2375 posts
9/6/2006 7:09 pm

What about a4-some?!!!!!!!! Where's my ticket baby?

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/7/2006 7:45 pm:
4-sum this is getting interesting.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
9/6/2006 8:49 pm

Well, sounds like your "drought" could end real quick! But it will add an "ouch" to your pocketbook! lol

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/7/2006 7:46 pm:


9/7/2006 11:00 am

I'll take the pic's..btw.. great pic

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/7/2006 7:46 pm:

florallei 100F

9/7/2006 11:46 am

D, love the new pic...very handsome...Congrats on your test results...hope there is an affair with the Math assistant and last but not least...hope you find a partner from one of those women...they are beautiful!!!!
BTW I had a drought for nearly 12 years and I was married then!
So I know how that feels...am sorry!

Djeeper1987 replies on 9/7/2006 7:47 pm:
geez 12 years. how did you survive?

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
9/7/2006 1:39 pm

I just saw your new pic in the slots and thought I would stop in to say hi. That's a good pic of you! I completely understand about the drought...mine lasted seven years, but it was self-imposed. Hang tough, one of these lovely ladies will take you up on your offer, I'm sure. Congrats on your test! Doesn't that make you feel oh so good?


Djeeper1987 replies on 9/7/2006 7:48 pm:
Thanks hun!!

florallei 100F

9/8/2006 1:48 pm

How did I survive...lots and lots and lots of Popcorn...true!!! See how weird I am...LOL


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