How Big Am I?  

Djeeper1987 48M
3389 posts
8/28/2006 12:59 am

Last Read:
8/30/2006 3:40 pm

How Big Am I?

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held
up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm
bigger than that." Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that
big. I said, "I'm about that big." She put the three fingers in her mouth
and said, "You're a medium."



Carpe Diem


economickrisis 56M

8/28/2006 1:02 am

There are four sizes in condoms: Asian, American, African American, and Aussie. In increasing order of magnitude.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/28/2006 1:49 am

    Quoting economickrisis:
    There are four sizes in condoms: Asian, American, African American, and Aussie. In increasing order of magnitude.
Nope, then there is Methodman

If you dont believe me, ask around.


countryheart_71 46F
8081 posts
8/28/2006 4:33 am

Nothing like having an experienced lady.

~Country~


bbw4u06 52F

8/28/2006 6:20 am

God I won't ask her about tampons then!!!!!!!!!


SingleNLooking72 107F

8/28/2006 9:18 am

Well, she could have offered you a test drive!


cookiequeen1000 54F

8/28/2006 1:05 pm

Way too funny!!! She's right too.


Notfunanymore 106F
10289 posts
8/28/2006 4:24 pm

Did she get it right?


sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
8/28/2006 7:05 pm

She should have asked you to whip your cock out and get it hard for you


clitalicious67 50F

8/29/2006 3:42 am

Hahahahaha too funny...


florallei 100F

8/30/2006 3:12 pm

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that is so funny and nothing like a helpful clerk with experience huh?
hugs,
flo


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