Here is yer joke  

Djeeper1987 48M
3389 posts
9/4/2006 9:53 pm

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9/6/2006 4:28 pm

Here is yer joke

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On
your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts."

"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across
the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'.
Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should
see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would
not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of

Carpe Diem

EroticaXTC 51F

9/4/2006 10:16 pm

I believe they could pool their resources and just buy Apple Jacks instead

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
9/5/2006 10:07 am

OMG! That is too funny! I'll have to tell it to my anatomy class when we study the reproductive organs.

SingleNLooking72 107F

9/5/2006 12:56 pm

too damn good! Where ya been????

Mz LJ?*

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
9/6/2006 7:50 am

*smiles*..This is very cute

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