Got this from my sister - Hella Funny - Ladies do you agree?  

Djeeper1987 48M
3389 posts
5/24/2006 9:47 pm

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5/25/2006 7:46 pm

Got this from my sister - Hella Funny - Ladies do you agree?

40 Things You Never Say To A Naked Man...

1. Aww.. Its cute.

2. Why dont we just cuddle?

3. I didnt know they came that small.

4. I never saw one like that before.

5. Who circumcised you?

6. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

7. You must be a growing boy.

8. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

9. Aww.. Its hiding.

10. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.

11. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

12. Wow.. And your feet are so big.

13. *Giggle and point*

14. Why is god punishing you?

15. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that.

16. Its ok, we'll work around it.

17. What is that?

18. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

19. Let me go and get my tweezers.

20. Its more fun to look at.

21. But it still works, right?

22. Eww.. Theres an inch worm on your thigh.

23. Make it dance.

24. What do you call this?

25. My 8 year old brother has one like that.

26. Oh no, a flash headache.

27. At least this wont take long.

28. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

29. Is that a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
30. This explains your car.

31. You know that they have surgery to fix that.

32. Look.. It fits my Barbie clothes.

33. Can I be honest with you?

34. It looks like a night crawler.

35. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

36. Does it come with an air pump?

37. How sweet, you brought incense.

38. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

39. Never mind, why bother.

40. Wheres the rest of it

Carpe Diem

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
5/24/2006 10:39 pm

LMFAO!!!! .... .funny!!!!!

air pump, i like that idea ...... hmmmmmm ...... i know an engineer .. .maybe u and i could creat market it? ... get rich ... move to tropics ... and have sex all the time??? ...

Djeeper1987 replies on 5/25/2006 7:47 pm:
That sounds fantastic.

clitalicious67 50F

5/25/2006 3:18 am

Too funny...

Djeeper1987 replies on 5/25/2006 7:48 pm:
I know....

Christabel168 45F

5/25/2006 7:00 am

giggle and point <--

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