Free Sex!!!  

Djeeper1987 48M
3389 posts
7/17/2006 6:15 pm

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7/21/2006 5:55 am

Free Sex!!!

A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that
says; "Get gas and free sex here". So obviously the guy was
interested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay.
"Pick a number from 1 - 10 to get free sex." said the cashier.
"Uh, okay, 3!" the man replied.
"Nope! Sorry play again".
So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the
same place, because he wanted his free sex. One day he was
really ticked:
"This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to
have free sex!" He screamed.
"Oh no! It's not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times
last week alone!"

Carpe Diem

Addy19742 44F

7/17/2006 6:18 pm

LOL! Poor Guy! He has the best luck!

Djeeper1987 replies on 7/17/2006 6:21 pm:
Pick a number between 1-10

cookiequeen1000 54F

7/17/2006 7:31 pm

too funny!!! I pick 7! Do I win??

Djeeper1987 replies on 7/17/2006 7:50 pm:
ding ding ding you win!!!

real36CgirlPA 39F

7/17/2006 8:07 pm

That sounds like a good idea for a gas station chain

1586 posts
7/18/2006 11:31 am

That was such a bad joke I can't stop laughing.

You deserve a spanking for posting that, my friend.


7/18/2006 5:43 pm

Hmmmm...I need to find a full service station like this one

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/20/2006 2:07 am

We havent forgotten our promise but you may have to wait for a few days


florallei 100F

7/20/2006 9:35 pm

What great advertisement...poor shmuck huh? LOL

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