married for a night.............  

DizzyKittie81 36F
512 posts
7/17/2006 11:25 pm

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7/26/2006 1:45 am

married for a night.............

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over
and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to
bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she
replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

SingleWarrior 53M

7/17/2006 11:56 pm

That's excellent! Made me laugh for sure.

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