Joke....Men VS Women...  

DizzyKittie81 36F
512 posts
9/11/2006 3:02 pm

Last Read:
9/13/2006 9:55 pm

Joke....Men VS Women...

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before
and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men
look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

So... What do YOU think of this? how true would you say it is? lol

Suicidia 51F

9/13/2006 5:39 pm

My husband thanks you from the bottom of his confused heart for this! He laughed so hard, and when I asked why it was so funny, he said it was because it was true!!

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
3656 posts
9/19/2006 5:56 pm

Yes... true, true, true.


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