Never Hold Your Farts In  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
1/15/2006 1:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Never Hold Your Farts In

They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's how shitty ideas come from!!!

UnpinAfireFaust 58M

1/15/2006 2:28 am

*Makes note: Show this to my Best Friend so the next time I open my mouth and she gives me that "pained" expression, she'll know what the problem is. *

Good one Divinity!

bingybongy 56M

1/15/2006 3:37 am

I subscribe to the theory that all farts are caused by people saying "What the fuck's that smell".

digdug41 50M

1/15/2006 3:43 am


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

RailBaron2 55M

1/15/2006 3:56 am

Glad you liked that one Divinitydesires

bardicman 51M

1/15/2006 4:02 am

Where do you think my blog comes from Div????

I am not dead yet

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
1/15/2006 4:38 am

Hmmm, divinity, I do try to be a real gentleman, even if I'm dealing with others' shitty ideas (must be my englishness), but every now and again something really, utterly and inexcusably shitty turns up that truly tries my patience beyond breaking point. I shall quietly, calmly and pointedly use this very funny post to inspire my sarcastic reply! Thanks.

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
1/15/2006 4:41 am

well said!!!......

expatbrit49 63M

1/15/2006 5:46 am

lol, so what are you saying here, when you are laying in bed with someone its better to fart than come up with a shitty idea?

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
1/15/2006 6:18 am

Jeeze, I always suspected that would happen. Fortunately, the world is my toilet.

MaggiesWishes 61F

1/15/2006 7:15 am

Wasn't the guy "The Thinker" sitting on the potty?
Yea, thought it was just like that, **giggles**, what a concept!

MaggiesWishes 61F

1/15/2006 7:23 am

oh, btw ...

What did one burp say to the other burp?

Let's go out the other end and be stinkers!!!

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
1/15/2006 8:08 am

I've been holding in too many farts lately...lmao

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/15/2006 8:19 am

LMOAO...Very cute my dear.

Wish some people on here would fart more.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
1/15/2006 9:01 am

Also known as "encephaloflatus" or more commonly....the brainfart!

kyplowboy22 62M

1/15/2006 12:23 pm

lmao ExPat

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
1/15/2006 12:56 pm

LOL. I guess that explains a lot about constipated politicians.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
1/15/2006 2:02 pm

Uh oh I am in trouble

I dont fart BTW and I shit chocolate and piss wine, hehehehee.

Purry {=}


lifeisablast333 55M

1/15/2006 10:53 pm

cool thought.....

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
1/15/2006 11:54 pm

I have heard it said that only men fart. Women fluffy.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

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