Miss Bea  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
3/6/2006 9:58 am
Miss Bea

I received this from a friend.

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...! When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to! the bowl). "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know.. I haven't had a cold all winter."

For those of you who can not get a flu shot.

rm_Sylent72 45M

3/6/2006 10:40 am

LOL! Thats funny! Hey maybe I should try that. :!

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
3/6/2006 11:56 am

Although, if that really worked, wouldn't we all be doing it
Thanks dd

campfirecozy 68M

3/6/2006 12:24 pm



TTigerAtty 63M

3/6/2006 12:30 pm

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
3/6/2006 6:50 pm

LOL, that's great.

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
3/6/2006 9:33 pm

tsk tsk......awful!

caressmewell 54F

3/6/2006 9:49 pm


hugs4uagain 40F

3/7/2006 6:49 am

lmao i laughed till i cried reading this!!

dasher121 37M

3/7/2006 7:54 am

hahaha that was great.

The Dude.

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