Men Who Turn Women On...  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
1/25/2006 6:15 am

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Men Who Turn Women On...

The six men in a woman's life who turn her on

* The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off" Woooo Hoooo! I love a man who gets right to business!
* The Dentist because he says; "Open wide" *giggles* OKAY! I won't argue.
* The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back" Back please.
* The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown" *drool* Both!
* The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it" I know I will, just give to me now!
* The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" I love bankers. [/color

fantasylover_05 63M

1/25/2006 6:53 am


I am not any of those!!

What can I do Divinity?? LOL

I am a contractor and have nice tools.... does that count??? LOL


dasher121 37M

1/25/2006 6:53 am

hahahaha thanks for the smile, that was great. Some very lucky men indeed!

1023 posts
1/25/2006 7:05 am

LMAO! great post but aren't some of those dudes fey?

LOL @ *drools* teehee!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
1/25/2006 7:20 am

Divinity...heres one for fantasylover.

The contractor because he says, "I brought my own tools maam, and
I know how to use them."

Really these were funny...thanks for my morning chuckle.

rm_emerald6912 50M
545 posts
1/25/2006 7:21 am

Stick to the milkman.

caressmewell 54F

1/25/2006 7:35 am

LOL, good one DD

TTigerAtty 63M

1/25/2006 8:16 am

I've seen this one before, but your comments made it sooooo much better!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
1/25/2006 8:18 am

how come am not in the list-is that thje whole list?lol

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/25/2006 9:26 am

LMOAO. Loved it Sweetie.

RailBaron2 55M

1/25/2006 12:21 pm

Divinity- You for got-
Electricians- You'll get a Charge out of them,
Carpenters - Because we allways have WOOD

elysianpleasure 48M

1/25/2006 3:07 pm

How about us IT guys because we have big hard drives.

jakblack36 49M

1/25/2006 8:05 pm

How about firemen, we find em' hot leave' em wet?

Sorceror07 55M

1/25/2006 9:17 pm

sorry to interrupt, we have an emergency situation Something UGLY here in blogville and TheLilFondler needs our help please go to TheLilFondler 's blog and show your support... she's being harrassed and stalked and needs EVERYONE's help, now!

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1/25/2006 9:57 pm

I think I am as shocked as HornyViking that interior decorator made the list.

There was once an olde episode of Get Smart in which a KAOS agent was paying a vist to Max in the guise of an interior decorator named Mr. Bob. Mr. Bob was a quite effeminate "light in the loafers" sort of guy but at some point a fight broke out between him and Max and suddenly Mr. Bob is speaking like a tough guy from The Bronx.

Max then pauses fighting in order to ask about the change in voices. Mr. Bob gruffly aswers with "that first voice was my professional voice, this is my real voice".

And there is some sort of running gag rumor going around that an interior decorator is no good if he's not gay which I think was the basis on which a particular episode of CHeers was based. I think it was the Norm character who had the secret talent for interior decorating but lacked the credentials expected in the rumor I mention.

Part 2 - Obi-Gyn Knobe

I knew an older woman about 65 from another non sex related website who once made a quite funny statement about having had a "spontaneous emission" whilst in the stirrups for a vaginal exam. She said the doctor made some sort of "movement' and then it just suddenly erupted from out of nowhere. She said he apologized about it immediately and then he did not metion it again.

(embellishment) And she now sais she goes in once a week for similar exam.

Also this makes me think of that film starring Anthony Hopkins which was based upon the life of John Kellog. I guess Dr. Kellog was a big advocate of enemas because that is a running gag throughout that film but there was also another doctor depected in it who did a therapeutic treatment for women that he called "massaging the womb". As I recall the women in the film did indeed find this to be good therapy.

I've also always like 'Retha Franklin's song titled Dr. Feelgood.



1/25/2006 10:01 pm

PS. Somewhere there's a potential Urethra Franklin joke hiding in all that but I just could not figure how to work it in.


fantasylover_05 63M

1/26/2006 6:50 am

Sweetest Divinty

Please excuse me for this despicable self promotion... but I simply must respond to Angelofmercy's comment....

YES YES YES I "do bring my own tools and KNOW how to use them all!!"

In fact... I posted an erotic article as such..... "The Contractor and the Housewife" (could not figure out how to make a link to it) It is a MUST READ!! LOL LOL LOL And NO DAMN IT.. it is NOT a true story......

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
1/26/2006 7:16 am

Great sense of humor! Lol

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