Meeting Goals...  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
5/16/2006 10:09 am

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5/17/2006 8:10 am

Meeting Goals...


I have reached a low in my life... oh wait... *smiles wide* I'm still single so I'm not low at all.

But I did have an issue yesterday arise... or a challenge, however you want to put it. Being a firm believer in it's how you deal with the issue that makes the situation a good one or tough one I immediately started to look for the humor in the situation. Of course, being as horny as I am I started to wonder when the next time I was going to get laid and how this issue was going to keep me from achieving this week's goal... "SEX!"

Only one way to face an issue...

*puts game face on*

*smiles wickedly*

head on...

The issue at hand...

My car stopped working on the freeway yesterday. Do you know how long it took for someone to pull over and help me? Less then a minute. I hadn't even lifted my hood when a gentlemen pulled over on a busy hwy and asked if I needed help. Now if he was cute and a few years younger I might have enjoyed playing the stranded single flirty needy girl... *shakes head* let me rephrase that... the stranded single flirty girl but alas he wasn't so I gladly accepted his help and keep my hands to myself.

Immediately I called home to let them know what was going on and to see if they could find someone to help me that I knew. I was thinking of how to get another car (because I have only one goal in mind... "SEX!") so I can get around (of course, my tongue would hopefully have more action then the car).

Well... needless to say, the gentleman (AND THANK GOD FOR HEROES!!!!!) took me to the bank and then onto get some oil for my car. And before all you men (some women) roll your eyes at me and say "Typical women, forgets to check the oil" you need to know that 1. it was on my list to do for that day 2. I just had my oil changed a month before 3. there was nothing to worry about such as oil leaks (obvious ones anyways) or flashing 'check oil' lights.


It took 2 quarts. Damn car gets more lub then I do!


I cooled it off but it was still hot (sounds like me after mastrubating) so I had to park it in one of companies I use to work for when I was in college and wait for someone to come get me.


With my hero gone, which is fine and I waiting there's only one thing a woman could do when she's alone...

No you preverts I didn't strip down and do a spread eagle right there and start entertaining myself. I called a sexy voiced man English man and chatted up a storm answering his million questions until my ride came. Okay let me rephrase that... answering his million questions until I was able to make it home. It was a nice way to spend the next 40 minutes. Very nice indeed! And if you want to know what he asked me... well... *smiles evil grin*... what doesn't a man ask woman?

Well my story for my car continues that I had to leave it over night in that parking lot. I was able to get my truck from my ex (Oh boy now that's a story I'll spare you!) so I have a way to get around *images of my tongue on a hot shaft flash into my mind's eye* mmmmmm *pussy tingles* Okay... Okay... I'm horny what can I say.

ANYWAYS... I might be able to achieve my goal for the week.

Now all I have to do is find a local man...

rm_clitoral_man 52M
605 posts
5/16/2006 1:20 pm

*images of my tongue on a hot shaft flash into my mind's eye* mmmmmm *pussy tingles*...*majestic hero music in background, hero pose (black suit and tie with tights, no cape), sly grin, hero voice* Clitoral Man at your service ma'am...forget about your car and'll be cumming with me!

TTigerAtty 63M

5/16/2006 5:01 pm

Does your car ever "stop working" when driving through southeast Missouri?

shyknight2005 43M
163 posts
5/16/2006 10:45 pm

Still waving.....

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