AFF Email...  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
2/12/2006 9:17 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

AFF Email...

If you have ever wondered if I get email or not, I do. I know I say I don't, but come on people can you really count this as an email.

Yesterday's love letter from a 19 year old.


Date: Feb 10, 2006 11:49 PM PST
Subject: howdy

I live kinda close to you, but i dotn have a huge penis, lol

I swear to you all... that's the whole email. You now know why I say I don't get emails.


roger_the_hound 58M

2/12/2006 11:47 am

Here's an open message to you from Roger The Hound:
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Date: Feb 12, 2006 1:46 PM CST
Subject: Howdy

I live kinda far and my weenie
Is somewhere between huge and teenie.
Blue-veined and heat-seeking,
Its tip's started leaking
While craving what's in your bikini.
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Would this count as an email?

Ars longa, vita brevis.


fantasylover_05 63M

2/12/2006 11:52 am

And so what's the problem with that one? LOL LOL LOL


caressmewell 54F

2/12/2006 12:07 pm

At least it didn't reference frozen banana's or grapefruits.. hehe


TorontoGuy55 37M

2/12/2006 1:41 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket...

never mind...


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

2/12/2006 3:05 pm

Yeah I see why.

Cowboy


Shutterbug02 64M

2/12/2006 3:12 pm

Well, he wanted to tell you something. LOL


Justwantfun1962 55M

2/12/2006 3:29 pm

So taking that comment to the limit, i live a long long way away from you so i must have a really huge one, god i hate boasting.LOL LOL


campfirecozy 68M

2/12/2006 3:34 pm

Ahhh yes, the hubris of youth! LOL


Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
2/12/2006 5:26 pm

sorry Divinity.... I did mean to write more in the email...but the dog was biting my leg and the cat was peeing over the laundry... so that was all I got out...

next time...I'll put the dog out before emailing you

pmsl


lifeisablast333 55M

2/12/2006 9:02 pm

little pecker and a pea brain, but at least he has good taste...
.....so is it worse to get e-mails like that, or none at all??
the REDNECK


MaggiesWishes 61F

2/12/2006 9:50 pm

:: this so makes me wanna check my email box ... maybe? ::

I'm afraid to look.


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/12/2006 10:01 pm

LMOAO. I guess thats better than none. Maybe


gussax 52M

2/13/2006 1:35 am

That's alright, because I had on my profile that I wasn't really looking far anything, and still got a message that said something like "want to get together so I can give you a blowjob in your car?". This wouldn't have bothered me so much if it had been and attractive female, but it was a guy asking it!


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/13/2006 5:49 am

awww bless him,he was being honest


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


dasher121 37M

2/13/2006 10:31 am

Email from: Dasher121

subject: Jibblets and Bo Jangles

Helo, Hi are you day?

Good her, grat dei! Lick ur profile, likc it very much. Eyes make me hard, I like eyes. Yur eyes make me herd. I live close, in Sout Carolina, wann play/

PS- my penis hurts fer yus .


TTigerAtty 63M

2/13/2006 11:24 am

Howdy Ms. DD!

I don't live very close to you. In fact I live on the other side of the world. I understand that you are getting emails from young guys with short peckers. My pecker is neither short nor extremely long. I thought you might like to receive an email from someone with an average pecker. Oh, by the way, I am 91 years old, and so my pecker no longer works quite right. I live in a nursing home. I thought you might want to know.

All the best!

Truman the Tiger


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/13/2006 12:51 pm

<marquee width="68%" behavior="scroll">HELLO </marquee>


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_ricop1379 39M

2/13/2006 4:26 pm

But he lives close....


rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/13/2006 5:58 pm

That's ok Divinity...I don't get e-mails either lol!! Hey~~maybe we can e-mail each other
Holla.

BTW.....Happy Valentine's Day!!


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/13/2006 11:19 pm

Oh, that's cute. Doesn't it make you want to write back and say, "Does your mother know you're on the compter???"

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
2/19/2006 10:38 pm

Hey...it probably took a lot of courage for him to work up to that. Hopefully he'll get better with age. Be gentle with him Divinity...you don't want to scar him for life.

kiss

Kiss


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