A Horse and a Chicken...  

Divinitydesires 47F
4872 posts
12/2/2005 9:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Horse and a Chicken...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
12/2/2005 10:16 am

LMAO! That is really funny! I want to remember this one.

1023 posts
12/2/2005 7:51 pm

LoL, good one. I guess I better renew that lease then, huh?

needalotoflics 43M
112 posts
12/4/2005 7:54 am

Real funny where do you get these jokes

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