Just a quickie  

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7/11/2006 11:21 am

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7/17/2006 3:22 am

Just a quickie

A couple went to a sex therapist for help. The man said "Please doc, You gotta help us. Our sex life is in a rut." The doctor said that he had to examine each of them and only then could he make a recommendation. After the examinations he sat them down and said, " Ok, what you need to do is stop by the grocery store on the way home and pick up a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. When you get home both of you strip down and sit on the ground with your legs spread. Sir you will roll the grapes along the floor until one gets inside youe wifes vagina. Then you crawl over and lick it out. He says no problem. Maam, you will play the ring toss game with your husband. When you get a doughnut on his penis you will crawl over and eat it off. They went and tried this and thier sex life was fantastic. A few months later another couple asked this doctor for help. The doc said he had to examine the both of them to see if he could help. After the exams he had them in the office and said, " OK,on your way home stop by the grocery ond pick up a bag of oranges and a box of cheerios...

amoldenough 71F
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7/11/2006 12:43 pm

Oh, this is priceless. Thanks for posting it.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


7/13/2006 9:37 am

Glad you liked it Amoold Honey, It went doen well at a party last weekend, Friends nearly pissed themselves.

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