The Four Types of Sex  

DTduzDallas 51F
1574 posts
1/23/2006 7:20 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Four Types of Sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU."

COURTROOM SEX - When your spouse fucks you in divorce court for every penny you've got.

Enjoy your Monday - DT

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rm_hardwiremike 55M

1/23/2006 8:09 am

Death Sex? LOL


kyplowboy22 63M

1/23/2006 8:20 am

lmao, dt


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
53F

1/23/2006 8:22 am

does flipping them off after they walk by count as hallway sex?
lol

TTFN


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/23/2006 9:51 am

I'm thinking House Sex vs. Bedroom Sex could also be a grown up thing - kitchen floors are really uncomfortable!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


AcridScutaMiler 60M

1/23/2006 11:12 am

CAR SEX - Courting ritual, and after you visit a swingers
club, for the first time and you are too horny to
wait till you get home.

OUTDOOR SEX - Engagement Sex, when you are tring to impress the
other one with your wild side.


MyRealLoverOne 47M

1/23/2006 4:53 pm

Can't we just find some where else to have sex


ThumbChickStool 34F

1/23/2006 6:33 pm

What happened to MARRIED SEX- the once in a blue moon sex you have after being together for awhile


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
1/23/2006 6:48 pm

LMOAO


bardicman 51M

1/23/2006 6:49 pm

I am thinking GAS STATION SEX !!!

Thats where you use the self service pumps



I am not dead yet


digdug41 50M

1/23/2006 8:46 pm

roflmao

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AlwaysActive34 84M
110 posts
1/23/2006 10:26 pm

Thanks for the memories....
... LMFAO at all of them ... Including getting screwed out of almost everything in the courtroom EXCEPT a bunch of the leftover bills...
... Nice to think about getting into the "EVERYWHERE SEX" that is going to come once again...
... Who and where are the women who want to start off with a good friendship with a nutty, salty, fun-loving soulmate... with a goal of EVERYTHING GOES SEX ?


DTduzDallas 51F

1/26/2006 3:51 am

Hard - EWWWWWWWWWWW

Plow - LOVE the pic, lmao

Lips - YES...so does "accidently" stumbling into them and shoving them through the wall.

Wahine - next time try the table...padded tablecloth is always a plus, um...so I hear

Fock - swingers club, huh? Do tell...

MRLO - sure! You choose...

Native - I've never seen a blue moon...may explain the infrequency of sex in my former marriage.

Bard - Self service? I'm tired of self service...lol

AA - All roads lead to sex? Great concept...


AlwaysActive34 84M
110 posts
2/5/2006 9:57 pm

I like the idea that sex is a great destination... but it shouldn't be the biggest point of stepping off on the journey. The scenery along the detours are special.


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