I'm Interrupting This Broadcast...  

DTduzDallas 51F
1574 posts
12/12/2005 10:37 am

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I'm Interrupting This Broadcast...

Oh, good gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd! Enough already! Jez isn't gettin' any...it's a sure sign of the Apocolypse. T isn't gettin' any...ok, nothing new...I'm just sayin.' Those of you participating in the nightly blog "orgy" - please, it's obvious none of us are gettin' any 'cause we're sittin' in front of the keyboard.

As I skip through the blogs I notice not only are many of us void of sex, we're void of laughter for one reason or another. Hearts gettin' stomped on, pissy attitudes, tears...yada yada, yada...enough! C'mon! It's the holiday season.

Somebody make me laugh and show me somethin' naked!
- Delightful as always, DT

(You may return to your previously scheduled blog viewing.)


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
12/12/2005 11:29 am

Ok, some "good" news... I'm cyberpregnant.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/12/2005 1:34 pm

Hey DT, you could always go over to Val's blog (yes, he has one) and check out the dic pic.

That should cheer you up...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
12/12/2005 4:24 pm

*happy dancing* I'm happy..all Christmasy....suffering writers block from it. i write better sad.
oooo i like Daphs idea..go see Val's chia pet!!


ThumbChickStool 34F

12/12/2005 5:40 pm

Hey DT, how's this: My little guy isn't yet and he's already had his first stitches. Got em the day before thanksgiving. My husband is so proud, his little boy is now a man because of it. If the little guy is a man because of it, what about when my daughter broke her arm? She was even younger than him when she did. If he's a man, what is she???

Hugs and kisses from your favorite Las Vegas native


carebearluv2 43F

12/12/2005 7:43 pm

Did someone say "orgy"...hate that I am missing out. As Jez pointed out a few weeks ago, I am one of the poor souls not getting any either...lol


The_Wraith_1969 48M

12/13/2005 6:38 am

Back in the saddle DT, just in a different one this time. Thanks for the laugh! E


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:26 am

OMG...I've heard cyberbabies have heads the size and shape of monitors! That's SO gonna hurt. Congrats! **passes back the salsa**


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:27 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Hey DT, you could always go over to Val's blog (yes, he has one) and check out the dic pic.

    That should cheer you up...
roflmao roflmao roflmao You're so bad! (closet bitch)


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:39 am

    Quoting rm_sj365:
    *happy dancing* I'm happy..all Christmasy....suffering writers block from it. i write better sad.
    oooo i like Daphs idea..go see Val's chia pet!!
LMFAO...you are SO not right! I'll be humming "ch-ch-ch-chia pet, ch-ch-ch-chia pet" all day. (Um...might wanna lay off the photoshop chemicals babe.)


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:45 am

    Quoting ThumbChickStool:
    Hey DT, how's this: My little guy isn't yet and he's already had his first stitches. Got em the day before thanksgiving. My husband is so proud, his little boy is now a man because of it. If the little guy is a man because of it, what about when my daughter broke her arm? She was even younger than him when she did. If he's a man, what is she???

    Hugs and kisses from your favorite Las Vegas native
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you SO much!!!!! Are you back for good?

LOL...your little girl is a woman in training, that's what she is. Let the "men" go ahead and do their "Tim Taylor" bonding. She's watching. She's learning. She's learning early. Paybacks are hell.

**many hugs & kisses** my little Vegas sis - DT


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:47 am

    Quoting wetpantyslut2:
    That pic cheered me up! Oh yeah, something fun........ hmmmm..... fun, fun, fun....... now what is fun??? LOL

    I'm so not in your league.... but I keep invisioning soft leather cuffs and floggers..... skimpy outfits, naked, muscled, straight, sweat glistening men.....blindfolds...... and fun! Oh yeah, lots of "watching"... love to watch!

    wetty
Wetslut - **looks around for my league** Huh? Did I buy a baseball team? Are they hot?


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:52 am

    Quoting carebearluv2:
    Did someone say "orgy"...hate that I am missing out. As Jez pointed out a few weeks ago, I am one of the poor souls not getting any either...lol
CB - Adding you to the Christmas "I'd really like a little, Santa" List. Damn, I'm going to need more paper.

(psssssssssst..."blog orgy"...no real nudity. Ew. Although T did try to show us all his penis once. EW. I smashed my face tight against the monitor and still couldn't see the little booger. Ask Daph...that's how she REALLY lost her eye. Went blind hunting for it. Damn shame. Ew.)


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:53 am

LMAO hush! LMFAO...wish I was drinking something to spew. I'll just have to sit here and choke while I laugh. Go to Daph's closet!


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:58 am

    Quoting womenlooking4fun:
    DT...you are just not right...I read this last night and I am still LMAO at it today...Jenna better give me some before the world comes to an end......Jez
LOL Jez, moi? Not right? The hell you say...


DTduzDallas 51F

12/13/2005 9:59 am

    Quoting The_Wraith_1969:
    Back in the saddle DT, just in a different one this time. Thanks for the laugh! E
**blank stare** HUH?


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
53F

12/14/2005 12:52 pm

*flashes*
did that make u laugh?

lol

TTFN


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
53F

12/14/2005 12:55 pm

*hmmmm can u put me on the*

I really like ALOT Santa

list

lol



TTFN


DTduzDallas 51F

12/15/2005 3:53 am

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    *hmmmm can u put me on the*

    I really like ALOT Santa

    list

    lol


Lips, you ALWAYS make me laugh. I'm putting you at the top of the "Naughty girls who like Santa a lot" list. He visits them first.


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