Not tonight dear, I have DSL.  

DTand5Speed 42M/51F
201 posts
12/2/2005 5:47 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Not tonight dear, I have DSL.

Help! I'm online and I can't get off!
Work is for people who don't have Internet access.
Once you go Mac you never go back.
I pressed the "control" key but it's not giving me any.
Friends don't let friends post drunk.
Had a life. Got a modem.
Home is where you hang your @ .
I post therefore I am.
Make sure your brain is engaged before you hit "send."
You are, like, SO off my buddy list!
Welcome to the Internet. Pants optional.
Will work 4 bandwidth.
I don't do fwds.
IM someone who gives a shit.
I'm much better looking online.
I am SO going to blog this!
We'll be making fun of you as soon as you log off.
Geeks have big disks.
You're known by the company you keep and the emails you forward.
Life's a bitch then you blog.
I dream in pixels.
They say enough monkeys at the keyboard will eventually produce a literary work. The internet has proven this wrong.

f u c4n r34d 7h1s u r34lly n33d 2 g37 a l1f3.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
53M
2642 posts
12/2/2005 6:40 am

I'm going to print this out and hang it above my desk...LMAO!!!!
Too funny...


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
12/2/2005 7:12 am

Ooh... that hit home.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


SibylBatchAxile 44M
384 posts
12/2/2005 7:30 am

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh this is good...


Efilnikufecin69 48M

12/2/2005 7:33 am

ROFL! I see you 2 haven't lost your charm! Thank Gawd!


sideline1968 49F

12/2/2005 10:22 am

I guess I need to get a life.

ROFL! Thanks folks, I needed a good chuckle.


kyplowboy22 62M

12/2/2005 11:01 am

Now the question is: "who wrote this?"

It smacks of 5er, but DT smacks 5er, so it could be DT by proxie, or it could be DT on her own, just annoyed by 5er...

Damn, now my head hurts again and I'm gettin' dizzy...hey, you see any blonde hairs comin' out in my head, Trav???


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:38 am

    Quoting Sizzle364:
    I'm going to print this out and hang it above my desk...LMAO!!!!
    Too funny...
Thank you for not spewing tea this time. The monitor's still sticky. Um...I hope that's tea...


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:40 am

I also like "I'm not a 21 y/o vixen but I play one on the Internet." I work with a handful of self-proclaimed "tech geeks." They have loads of these sayings.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:41 am

I thought everyone would get a kick out of this...glad you enjoyed.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:44 am

    Quoting Efilnikufecin69:
    ROFL! I see you 2 haven't lost your charm! Thank Gawd!
Oh wow...is "charm" is a polite synonym for "smartass"?


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:45 am

    Quoting sideline1968:
    I guess I need to get a life.

    ROFL! Thanks folks, I needed a good chuckle.
Sideline...don't we all?


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 11:48 am

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    Now the question is: "who wrote this?"

    It smacks of 5er, but DT smacks 5er, so it could be DT by proxie, or it could be DT on her own, just annoyed by 5er...

    Damn, now my head hurts again and I'm gettin' dizzy...hey, you see any blonde hairs comin' out in my head, Trav???
lmfao KPB - made me dizzy as well.


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
12/2/2005 12:36 pm

Anyone that has talked to Valdrane78 in a chat room can read that last line with one eye closed.

KPB, think about it...Do you REALLY want Trav that close to your head? (either one)

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/2/2005 3:16 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Anyone that has talked to Valdrane78 in a chat room can read that last line with one eye closed.

    KPB, think about it...Do you REALLY want Trav that close to your head? (either one)
What Daph said.


rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
12/2/2005 4:52 pm

Ugghh so funny 'cause it's so true!!


carebearluv2 43F

12/2/2005 6:09 pm

Cute and Funny! Glad to see you haven't lost your touch.


rm_titsandtires 52M/42F
3656 posts
12/2/2005 8:33 pm

I'm sure I'll be seeing some of those on bumper stickers before too long.

*thinking how good a banana sounds*


tillerbabe 57F

12/2/2005 8:45 pm

I don't get it.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/3/2005 3:27 am

    Quoting rm_corezon:
    Ugghh so funny 'cause it's so true!!
Ain't it so, ain't it so!


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/3/2005 3:28 am

    Quoting carebearluv2:
    Cute and Funny! Glad to see you haven't lost your touch.
Thanks CB - I see you opted for the face pic instead of the cha-chas.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/3/2005 3:29 am

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    I'm sure I'll be seeing some of those on bumper stickers before too long.

    *thinking how good a banana sounds*
Can't keep bananas around here.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/3/2005 3:30 am

LMAO


AlbertPrince 59M

12/4/2005 7:02 am

It only takes one monkey to write my blog


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
12/4/2005 8:12 am

so true. nice to know others behave normally snatch


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/4/2005 5:11 pm

    Quoting AlbertPrince:
    It only takes one monkey to write my blog
Al - I'll make sure the powers that be cut back your banana rations. Us girls could always use the extras.


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/4/2005 5:16 pm

    Quoting rm_ATLnoonerBoy:
    I suppose I need to get a life, then, given your last line....heh. Well done, very nice, and stop talking about me. We've never even met. So HOW DID YOU KNOW?

    BTW -- you two are in inspiration. I'm just sayin'.

    xoxo
    Noonerboy
Nooner, lol...again, there are many of us in need of a life. Hell, I have one and I'm still sittin in front of this damn thing pecking away. And thank you for your kind words...we're both ready to get off this damn rollercoaster from hell and relax. And grab a beer...


DTand5Speed 42M/51F

12/4/2005 5:17 pm

    Quoting ArgosPlumyKooky:
    so true. nice to know others behave normally snatch
Does it scare anyone else that we're considered "normal?"


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