Six Weird Things About Me  

DCEbony
2208 posts
3/27/2006 6:16 pm

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4/24/2006 4:48 pm

Six Weird Things About Me

Greetings, Gentle Reader -

There is something you don't know about me and I'm going to do the big reveal.

I have received many an email asking me to help a child on his/her homework project by listing my name and location. I also get the cutesy prayer ones that promise luck to those who forward them to as many people that they can.

Oh, and there are the "spread the word" ones that detail some sort of scary event that you're supposed to warn your friends and family about. At the end of these emails, the sender implores the reader not to be a party pooper by not forwarding the offending email along.

My name is DCE and I am a card-carrying party pooper. Yes, you read right. I never forward those emails. In fact, I cackle gleefully as I hit the Delete key. Every time I get one of those messages, I just want to put my foot through my monitor (hence, the lovely illustration that you see). I know I'm an evil heathen and I have a bunch of bad luck coming my way for my transgressions, but I think I'll manage somehow.

Now that I've had my little rant about online chain letters, I'll play nice and post my weird facts. I'm not going to tag anyone else, though. So there.

I don't know how weird any of this actually is but I'll succomb to peer pressure just this once.

1. I sing in the car openly and loudly and I don't care who sees me. Not just the lead singer's part, either. I'm an ace steering wheel percussionist, too.

2. I rank doing groceries and cleaning the bathroom equally - completely neccessary tasks I'd rather not do. Ugh.

3. If I'm grilling hotdogs, I don't mind them slightly burnt.

4. I think a really good laugh can be (and often is) better than sex.

5. If I won a huge chunk of money, I'd be more inclined to donate to an animal charity than one for people.

6. If a man tells me he doesn't own any porn, I am disbelieving and slightly weirded out.

Um, that's it. Weird is all in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

Toodles!



rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/27/2006 7:56 pm

NoWAY NO FUCKING WAY!!! I missed you so much!!!!!! I cant even read this I am so happy you are back, woo hoooooooo!!!!!!


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/27/2006 8:50 pm

You just sneak in here and drop a note once in a while, huh? See how you are. Glad you're back, even if it's just for a visit.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Heartnsoul768 54M  
362 posts
3/28/2006 6:37 am

DCE .... Nice to see you here again. For the record I own no porn with the exception of subscribing to a certain Hugh Heffner magazine which I read from cover to cover, and I never look at the centerfold until I reach the middle of the magazine ... I guess I could have put that in the 6 weird things I do.


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
3/28/2006 8:56 am

I love all your 6 things, I can relate to all of them..#1, #3 and #4...that's me too


DCEbony
1586 posts
3/28/2006 3:33 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    NoWAY NO FUCKING WAY!!! I missed you so much!!!!!! I cant even read this I am so happy you are back, woo hoooooooo!!!!!!
Saintlianna -

I'm only kinda sorta back, but I thank you very much for the woo hoooooooo!!!!!!


rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
3/28/2006 8:35 pm

DC, I could have written this myself but I'm too lazy.
Great minds, huh?


BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

3/29/2006 1:20 pm

Hey DC, miss your groovy face! Thanks for boppin' in, nice to see you.. I can totally relate to the long absences, looks like you and I are on a parallel Universal karmic bloggithy plane pathway. (Yeah yeah I know I'll put the spleef out now).

Love & Light, hugs and kisses.
BF


LustGoddess2469 51F  
2453 posts
3/29/2006 7:00 pm

Ugh. I can't believe you gave in to the pressure. lol Good to see ya, sweetie.

Lusty


GenuaFoursHangs 54M
96 posts
4/1/2006 10:49 am

Hey DCE!

It's nice to see that I too am in good company. It seems I am not that strange after all?



Cheers,

Dutch


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:22 pm

    Quoting Heartnsoul768:
    DCE .... Nice to see you here again. For the record I own no porn with the exception of subscribing to a certain Hugh Heffner magazine which I read from cover to cover, and I never look at the centerfold until I reach the middle of the magazine ... I guess I could have put that in the 6 weird things I do.
Heartnsoul -

Errr...um...I don't own any porn either.

Yeah, that's it...


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:24 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    You just sneak in here and drop a note once in a while, huh? See how you are. Glad you're back, even if it's just for a visit.
Daphne, dahling -

Nice to see you, too.

I do snoop on people's blogs, but I sneak in the back door without logging in.

Shhh...don't tell anyone!


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:25 pm

    Quoting TheRealThing655:
    I love all your 6 things, I can relate to all of them..#1, #3 and #4...that's me too
RealThing -

It's very nice to meet someone with similarly odd tastes.

Or is it...? LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:26 pm

    Quoting rm_jayR63:
    DC, I could have written this myself but I'm too lazy.
    Great minds, huh?
jayR -

Feel free to copy and paste this to your blog if you get tagged.

I figure if people do it enough, this tagging business will stop. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:28 pm

    Quoting BenefitsFriend69:
    Hey DC, miss your groovy face! Thanks for boppin' in, nice to see you.. I can totally relate to the long absences, looks like you and I are on a parallel Universal karmic bloggithy plane pathway. (Yeah yeah I know I'll put the spleef out now).

    Love & Light, hugs and kisses.
    BF
BF -

Huh? What'd you say? I was too busy looking at your dimples.

Hope you enjoyed that spleef.

I'll see your hugs and kisses and raise you a grope. LOL

Your little buddy,
DCE


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:30 pm

    Quoting LustGoddess2469:
    Ugh. I can't believe you gave in to the pressure. lol Good to see ya, sweetie.

    Lusty
Lusty -

What can I say? I had a weak moment.

Please note that I only gave in partially[/]! LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:31 pm

    Quoting GenuaFoursHangs:
    Hey DCE!

    It's nice to see that I too am in good company. It seems I am not that strange after all?



    Cheers,

    Dutch
Dutch -

If you're strange, I worry about the rest of us (myself included). LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/3/2006 8:33 pm

    Quoting LustGoddess2469:
    Ugh. I can't believe you gave in to the pressure. lol Good to see ya, sweetie.

    Lusty
Lusty -

What can I say? I had a weak moment!

Please note that I only gave in partially. I didn't tag anyone else so I should get some points for that! LOL


smileguyqc 54M

4/4/2006 8:11 am

Well, well DCEbony thanks for the sex... oops!!! slip of the finger I meant six. I could say I'm sorry for tagging you but you wouldn't believe me and I could say I never pass on these chain things and this is about the only time I ever, ever did it but you probably still wouldn't believe me. Anyway, just for the record..... SORRY!!!!!!!!!, I feel like I've sinned grievously, let down the human race and I will never, yes I said NEVER do it again. Hmmm your weird is not so weird at all, almost normal. When I was a "Mormon boy" a few years back I didn't have any porn, even threw away my drawing books with nude sketches, yea it was kind of strange. Actually the whole Mormon thing was kind of strange and the lack of sexuality just added to the strangeness of it all. Thanks for playing and sharing


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/4/2006 5:54 pm

    Quoting smileguyqc:
    Well, well DCEbony thanks for the sex... oops!!! slip of the finger I meant six. I could say I'm sorry for tagging you but you wouldn't believe me and I could say I never pass on these chain things and this is about the only time I ever, ever did it but you probably still wouldn't believe me. Anyway, just for the record..... SORRY!!!!!!!!!, I feel like I've sinned grievously, let down the human race and I will never, yes I said NEVER do it again. Hmmm your weird is not so weird at all, almost normal. When I was a "Mormon boy" a few years back I didn't have any porn, even threw away my drawing books with nude sketches, yea it was kind of strange. Actually the whole Mormon thing was kind of strange and the lack of sexuality just added to the strangeness of it all. Thanks for playing and sharing
Smileguy -

No need to apologize. We're cool.

What you did is nothing a good, long, hard spanking won't cure.

Once I administer it, we'll both feel better. LOL


TopFisher 64M

4/5/2006 12:11 am

1. I sing in the car openly and loudly and I don't care who sees me. Not just the lead singer's part, either. I'm an ace steering wheel percussionist, too.

Keep your windows rolled up will ya?

2. I rank doing groceries and cleaning the bathroom equally - completely neccessary tasks I'd rather not do. Ugh.

Thanks gawd you do indeed do both. Pick up some fresh mint next trip will ya?

3. If I'm grilling hotdogs, I don't mind them slightly burnt.

Which is why I will never put a dog on the grill!!

4. I think a really good laugh can be (and often is) better than sex.

No fucking way!

5. If I won a huge chunk of money, I'd be more inclined to donate to an animal charity than one for people.

Address to the catch and realease by recommendation of the local fisheries biologist organiation is......

6. If a man tells me he doesn't own any porn, I am disbelieving and slightly weirded out.

Fuckin liars are everuwhere right?


smileguyqc 54M

4/5/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting DCEbony:
    Smileguy -

    No need to apologize. We're cool.

    What you did is nothing a good, long, hard spanking won't cure.

    Once I administer it, we'll both feel better. LOL
Oh la la, a lady with a beautiful smile like that gives spankings? I let a lady do that to me, ONCE! My skinny little butt doesn't do well with spankings (breaking into a nervous sweat just thinking about it), she bent me over and I took it without complaining but I much preferred the "healing" after the pain.


DakR1972 45M  

4/10/2006 5:51 am

Good to see you (partially) back, DCE. I feel the EXACT same way you do about the chain emails. I usually will send back an extremely sarcastic reply to some of these 'questionaire' style chain mails, and only to the sender, with a little note about how they have to send it to 4 hamsters and 3 turtles before they blink their eyes or else they'll always run out of sugar for their coffee or tea, their remote control batteries will constantly die, and they'll run out of toilet paper constantly at the worst times. I always get confused responses...I don't know why.


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/10/2006 6:36 am

    Quoting TopFisher:
    1. I sing in the car openly and loudly and I don't care who sees me. Not just the lead singer's part, either. I'm an ace steering wheel percussionist, too.

    Keep your windows rolled up will ya?

    2. I rank doing groceries and cleaning the bathroom equally - completely neccessary tasks I'd rather not do. Ugh.

    Thanks gawd you do indeed do both. Pick up some fresh mint next trip will ya?

    3. If I'm grilling hotdogs, I don't mind them slightly burnt.

    Which is why I will never put a dog on the grill!!

    4. I think a really good laugh can be (and often is) better than sex.

    No fucking way!

    5. If I won a huge chunk of money, I'd be more inclined to donate to an animal charity than one for people.

    Address to the catch and realease by recommendation of the local fisheries biologist organiation is......

    6. If a man tells me he doesn't own any porn, I am disbelieving and slightly weirded out.

    Fuckin liars are everuwhere right?
TopFisher -

If I comment on your comments on my comments, it'll be like looking into a hall of mirrors. LOL

Thanks for visiting.


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/10/2006 6:38 am

    Quoting smileguyqc:
    Oh la la, a lady with a beautiful smile like that gives spankings? I let a lady do that to me, ONCE! My skinny little butt doesn't do well with spankings (breaking into a nervous sweat just thinking about it), she bent me over and I took it without complaining but I much preferred the "healing" after the pain.
Smileguy -

I think of a spanking as an hors d'oeuvres, rather than a main course.
Too much of anything isn't good.

I'm glad to see that you toughed it out and were rewarded for your fortitude. LOL


Priapeo 48M

4/11/2006 3:10 am

5. If I won a huge chunk of money, I'd be more inclined to donate to an animal charity than one for people.

An ex-girlfriend used to say that I was an animal... do you think I can apply for some cash?

Nice to see you three again

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/12/2006 6:39 am

    Quoting Priapeo:
    5. If I won a huge chunk of money, I'd be more inclined to donate to an animal charity than one for people.

    An ex-girlfriend used to say that I was an animal... do you think I can apply for some cash?

    Nice to see you three again
Priapeo -

If you don't shed, bite or randomly attack others, I might be able to throw a few dollars in your direction.

The only problem is that I'd need to win the cash first. LOL


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

4/15/2006 7:59 am

Gentle reader, ha! Ready to be weird? I don't have any porn, it does nothing for me. Ohh and number 23 huh? {=}
Damn smileys won't work for me today.

Cowboy


ken20101963 54M
48 posts
4/16/2006 5:49 pm

My pic is not much good.
But like to hear from you. I like the 69, I am not to picky with size or age (legal) as long she puts out. Which I give in return.
Reply me pls.


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/17/2006 6:43 pm

    Quoting Cowboy_Deluxe:
    Gentle reader, ha! Ready to be weird? I don't have any porn, it does nothing for me. Ohh and number 23 huh? {=}
    Damn smileys won't work for me today.

    Cowboy
CD -

Well, I supposed "Gentle Reader" doesn't apply to cowboys, but we'll just pretend.

As for you, Number 23, best of luck making the calendar.


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/17/2006 6:47 pm

    Quoting ken20101963:
    My pic is not much good.
    But like to hear from you. I like the 69, I am not to picky with size or age (legal) as long she puts out. Which I give in return.
    Reply me pls.
Ken -

Umm...you're joking, right?


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/20/2006 5:02 pm

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    Hi DC...Just checking in...Have not forgotten you peachy...honni
HH -

Hugs to you, darling!

I've been one of those naughty people that lurks on blogs and doesn't post comments.

I have visited you many times...quietly. LOL


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