2208 posts
8/19/2005 3:49 pm

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Happy Friday to everyone!

When I opened up this email, I knew that it sounded very familiar. I went back through my posts and realized that this guy had already written to me back in April.

Anyway, today's subject line was attention-getting to say the least:

Our Other Halves WILL NEVER KNOW- Shhh Let's Fuck

Mmm, classeh.

Let's move on to the rest of the email which you'll notice is arranged in a strange order. It's basically unchanged from the last one I got from him:

would like to suck your nipples, eat your pussy, and lick your asshole. Just let me know if I can do all 3.

Go to (email/IM service deleted) if you want to chat via webcam. I'm in (city deleted).

Hey Princess,

First let me say that it is a pleasure to be able to write you, next let me say- DAMN, you are gorgeous. It appears that we have a lot in common and it would really be great if we could venture down unknown territory with each other to satisfy our curiosities and fantasies. You are not only beautiful, but very charming and classy as well. I'm willing and able to give and please and from the sound of things you are as well. I teach, you learn, you teach, I learn. Fucking hard and long or making love and slow with my 8.5 inch cock is one of my specialties. My other specialty is licking the pussy with my 4.5 inch tongue. I'm in (city deleted)., so let's hook up. I just LOVE SEX & I LOVE EATING PUSSY. Hope to hear from you Sweetheart...

(initials deleted)

I'm Down For Whatever, Whenever, However, Wherever, & In Front-of-Whomever

Know what sentence made me laugh? The one when he mentions "licking the pussy".

It sounds like something that Zorro (or another character with an accent) would say with a raised eyebrow and a smirk on his face as he advances on his prey.

"I will now...commence...licking the pussy." ((dramatic Flamenco music plays in background and woman conveniently swoons into Zorro's arms))

Ooh! Ooh! I have an idea!

Why don't we do whatever, however, wherever right in front of his significant other? I'm thinking the second Thursday of next week.


rm_kenney51 66M
6 posts
8/19/2005 6:49 pm

you can sit on my face anytime you want and i have seven inches fo dick

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/19/2005 7:24 pm

Oh my, again with the measuring.
How in the hell does one go about measuring his tongue?
Really. Try to visualize that.
He must not have much of a gag reflex.

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/19/2005 7:25 pm

BTW, do we have to call you Your Highness now?

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/19/2005 11:06 pm

Zorro, that is really funny. Maybe he licks pussy in a Z pattern.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
8/19/2005 11:12 pm

Yeow! I just hope his tongue isn't razor sharp.

Hey, I remember the all three guy.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:12 am

Kenney -

Have I blogged you before?

1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:17 am

jayR -

I wonder if he's measuring his tongue all the way from the back or from the point where it exits his mouth?

At any rate, if he has such a controlled gag reflex, there are a number of gentlemen on this site that might be interested...

As for the Your Highness thing, I don't like to flaunt my title. Just call me Fergie. LOL

1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:19 am

Saintlianna -

Well, it takes more than the Z pattern to really get a lady going, so I hope anyone that uses that technique knows the entire alphabet!

(Bonus points if he is familiar with foreign languages that have lots of characters.)

1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:19 am

Daphne -

You have just proven my theory that people or events are always remembered for a really good reason or a really bad one.


1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:21 am

Humboldhonni -

A good way to get over the ickies is to picture him crosseyed trying to press the ruler up against his tongue to measure.

Worked for me. LOL

Heartnsoul768 54M  
362 posts
8/21/2005 8:13 am

Sit on my face??? I wonder if there have ever been any reports of a woman using her ass as a weapon? A guy lying on a bed, with a woman's ass inches away from his face ...... The possibilities are endless ... broken nose, suffocation, ... OK, maybe the possibilities aren't endless, but a woman scorned in this position could get many paybacks.

1586 posts
8/21/2005 11:38 am

Heartnsoul -

I can't say that I've ever thought of facesitting as a weapon! You are brilliant.

You didn't mention what I think is probably the worse thing you can do while you're in the face-sitting position.

Consider this: an all-bean meal from Chi-Chi's, Taco Bell (or other faux Mexican) establishment consumed prior planting oneself on an unsuspecting victim's face.

Not good. Not good at all.

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
8/21/2005 12:24 pm

They never quit do they?

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
8/21/2005 7:56 pm

who's Dick?
Dick, if you're out there Kenny's got seven inches fo' you.

1586 posts
8/22/2005 7:07 am

Straightten -

No, they don't...but if they did, I won't have very much blog material. LOL

1586 posts
8/22/2005 7:10 am

jayR -

I'm going to start a lost and found for all of the disembodied penises I see floating around this website.

That is just so honest of Kenney to turn Dick's seven inches in.

Dick, if you're reading this, look for your penis in the "Little Bigger Than Average" pile.

MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
9/11/2005 8:18 am

Ms Ebony~

Kind of late arrival here, but as an Environmental Scientist your title hooked me, and your uproarious post reeled me in!

[Note to Self: Do NOT email DCE again until new plug-n-chug introductory letter is crafted! Be certain to use N. American syntax when describing cunnilingus...]


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



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