Please Help the Men in the Frederick, MD Area  

2208 posts
4/5/2005 5:29 pm

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Please Help the Men in the Frederick, MD Area

I was looking through some profiles of men in my region earlier and I noticed something.

Apparently a good eighty percent of them don't own pants! If they do, I didn't see 'em.

There are laws against public nudity, so these poor men can't leave their houses. They're forced to stay at home and take endless pictures of their nether regions for all to see.

This is clearly a cry for help if I ever saw one!

If any compassionate man living somewhere along the I-270 corridor happens to read this, please drive to Frederick and bring along any extra pairs of pants that you can part with. (Now that it's warmer, shorts would work, too.)

Do not do this at your own expense and give up the bottoms you happen to be wearing. I don't want you to go to jail.

This concludes my public service announcement on behalf of grossed out women everywhere.

Thank you and good night.

Apolybear 55M

4/5/2005 11:32 pm

FYI: There's a reason you're seeing so many men without pants on this site. They are pursuing the women swingers who often evaluate sex partners exclusively by endowment and low body fat percentage.

1586 posts
4/6/2005 1:18 pm

Very interesting, Apolybear.

It just goes to show that you definitely learn something new every day!

It also goes to show that I'd make an absolutely horrible swinger.

Thanks for the info! : )

_justyouandI_ 50M
2 posts
4/6/2005 8:35 pm

Have Pants, no Need to Travel (in Frederick already). Will distribute extras free of charge.

1586 posts
4/7/2005 2:28 pm

JustyouandI -

You knew I was going to look on your profile to see if you had pants on, right? LOL

Thanking you in advance for your generous donation...


rm_chucka95 60M

4/8/2005 2:55 pm

In the spirit of public interest, we'd volunteer to ship pants east, but out here in California there seems to be an urgent need for them as well. I'd recommend an emergency call to S.W.O.P--Swingers WithOut Pants they may be able to help. Best of luck and thanks for doing your small part to save humanity.

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