My Profile is Still AWOL  

2208 posts
9/27/2005 5:27 pm

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My Profile is Still AWOL

Well, it doesn't look like my profile will be back online anytime soon, so I figure I'd better occupy my time doing other things.

What things, you ask? Actually, you didn't ask but I'll tell you anyway. It's an Aries thing.

1. Be extremely grateful and happy that a very good friend of mine has returned from his deployment. (I will now have to find something or someone else to worry about. Shouldn't be difficult.)

2. Read every single email I've received in the past weeks twice, including filtered and really bad ones. (Amuse self by replacing any mentions of "pussy" and "cock" with the words "meow-meow" and "rooster".)

3. Plot escape from the job I'm currently doing. (Not digging it right now. Seriously not digging it.)

4. Consult Five Speed about the all-black wardrobe in effort to establish new improved evil image. (I don't need no stinkin' makeover show. Fivey will give me the straight dope.)

5. Calculate how much money I've spent on neighborhood kids coming to my door for donations for various things. (Create charity for myself to recoup missing funds to replenish now dust-filled wallet.)

6. Go read other people's blogs and hope that comments that I leave will actually show up. (A F F is making my posts disappear - constantly.)

7. Think of other lists to make until my profile reappears. Wow - it'll be just like that Top Ten show on Food Network...

Well, I guess I've rambled on enough for today. If you have any suggestions as to what I should add to my list, have at it.

Have yourself a delightful day!

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
9/27/2005 11:15 pm

You could hire out as a guest blogger on other people's blogs.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
9/28/2005 10:54 am

8. Check out flight info to Chicago, just in case.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

1586 posts
9/28/2005 3:11 pm

Stan -

Maybe I've been put on a "blog comment allowance" that I don't know about.

I'm glad that my comment showed up on your blog (and that you're apparently still speaking to me)!

1586 posts
9/28/2005 3:13 pm

Humboldthonni -

I am hanging on by my unfashionably short fingernails.

Hmmm...maybe I need to get some tips put on. I'll put that on my List of Stuff to do While I Have No Profile.

1586 posts
9/28/2005 3:15 pm

Daphne -

Hey, remember how Heather Locklear was the "Special Guest Star" on Melrose Place even though she'd been on the show for years?

Maybe I can work out a deal like that with one of my fellow bloggers!

I have to decide which look I want for my guest star picture: cute and playful or one-eyebrow-raised evil...

1586 posts
9/28/2005 3:17 pm

1hotwahine -

I'm still pondering the Bloggers Conference, but I'm not sure about "outing" myself. LOL

My profile doesn't seem to be making any attempt to return any time soon, so I will have plenty of time to think about it.

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