The scariest night of my job  

CuteAZguy27 40M
2154 posts
11/12/2005 9:33 am

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The scariest night of my job

For the Ancient bloggers who remember this story The ones who carry a badge and a stick part 1 and The ones who carry a badge and a stick part 2 , well believe me, i was no super hero last night, infact just the opposite....

About 11:30pm last night a car pulls up to the pumps and flips the switch, from inside i turn on the gas pump for the 2 i see outside, one is pumping the gas, the other walks in, and says "I want 5 dollars out there." Well, the fuel is already running, and instead of going back outside, he wanders around the store, i look on the register screen and it shows at 8 dollars, i tell the guy-he needs to tell his friend who is standing at the pump to turn it off, he goes outside and turns it off at $10.70 , he says , I don't have the extra money, i hand him the phone and say, you better call someone for the money cause it's going to get paid before you leave.

He then says he doesnt have to because he already gave me the money, yet i explained to him that the pump was already running before he came in, and it was his buddies responsibility if he already knew of the 5 dollars of fuel......well he didnt take the phone, and said well call the cops if you want-cause im not paying, I laugh and said i sure will, and dial 911....

The dispatcher answers the phone as i share the situation, and give the description of the tall Michael Jordan wanna be...The mid 20's kid flips out that i actually called, and starts yelling at me-the dispatcher is hearing the boys commotion and is now reporting this to someone else at full speed.

At this point, im still the standing tall cashier relaxed and just giving the lady the information she is requesting as the guy is paceing back and forth yelling at me for something, he then goes outside, and when he comes back in the store their is not 2 but 5 all together mike tyson wanna be's (without the lisps) standing around the cashier counter and i freeze, the lady keeps asking if im fluent speach is now staggering and short, she is asking me these questions and they seem so far away as im looking at these biceps of the Arnold Swartzenegger of the 80's "Total Recall" imaginating each one bashing my face into the floor and taking their turn kicking me while im down....I finally hear the dispatcher yelling "Cute !.....Cute! i snap out of my sarcastic lie of a thought-like an over dramatized front reporter acts on cam, and come back int reality.

The lady asks if their is any weapons, my eyes target something black in the guys hand...oh crap-its a pistol and my heart its just his small black wallet.

The police finally show up, and the officer takes all of them outside, the dispatcher asks if i feel comfortable hanging up with her, or should i stay on until im more relaxed-i agree since they are here, its ok to hang up. So as one cop is inside giving my statement, another cop is outside getting theirs. They are outside for about a half hour, the group of the "Greece with no John Trovolta" leave, the officer then comes in, and said they are giving them the chance to fetch the rest of the money with a certain time limit, or else they will be charged with theft...we wait over 30 minutes, and the officer says im giving them 10 more minutes, and less then 2 minutes after he says this The Borge from Star Trek: The Next Generation show up, and the leader from the Jackson 5 hands me the rest of the money, ok, so you would think that would be the end of it right?

They are all outside and before there was just 2 black cop cars- but within minutes of them being outside, a third black cop car shows up.....and then 2 white cop cars show up, maybe duststormdiva or wildatheart1978 can share the diffrences between the five cop cars are in the "All night gas station" and i know they are not after the dougnuts-cause they are stale, and they are not after the coffee, cause most likely they are then i start looking around the parking lot for a camera, to have a chance to be on the reruns of "Cops" with my blurry face and my blurry slogan name tag "CuteAZguy27" ...well, no chance-but this is what i found out later....

The cop comes in and says the loud mouth Skeletor is clean once again, and is free to go, yet the rest of the He-man's enemies has drugs in their system, and the car they were in, isnt even theirs...its a stolen rental....Hows that for ending of a crazy night ?


In 1983 He-man was born. Initially it was a series of action figures by Mattel which sold very well. As a result Mattel went on and asked Filmation to create 65 episodes of what was to become known as He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. The talent at Filmation turned He-Man and the Masters of the Universe from a simple action figure advert into one of the most memorable animated shows ever produced! He-Man and the Masters of the Universe had a total of one hundred and thirty animated episodes, two made-for-TV specials and a spin-off series
Following the success of the first launch, Mattel made 2 more attemtps once in 1985 and once in 1989. Neither of the successive launches were as successful and profitable as Mattel hoped for. It appears that the world was not ready yet for the He-man re-launch.


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
11/13/2005 1:36 pm

You know, it takes a special kind of stupid to try to steal gas while driving a stolen car and hopped up on drugs. Did they really think you wouldn't call the cops?

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
11/13/2005 4:14 pm

Cute, I hope your job pays really,reallywell.

Perhaps it's time to reassess your career choice?


11/13/2005 6:34 pm


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
11/13/2005 10:17 pm

Apparantly the mormon cops have never bought coffee from you. They have me when I worked graveyards at the place across from you.


demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
11/14/2005 2:41 am

you're lucky 911 arrives so quickly! when there's an emergency at my work... i call the police dispatcher directly. it's a few extra numbers, but they get there faster, and i don't have to answer so many questions. i just say "i'm DSK, calling from hotel-name, on x street. this is the situation, need somebody here" and somebody is there. i called 911 once... had to give my ph. #, full name, address, situation, spelling of street stuff, city name, i don't remember what all... but i was about to scream by the time they were 1/2 done asking, bcuz had i called dispatch they'd have been there already.

oh: and all graveyarders: be careful. it's "that time of year" again... christmas is coming, cash is short... a hotel about a block away from where i work was robbed last week... they locked up 3 employees, stole all the computers, loose cash, 3 purses/wallets, etc.

As for He-Man: my brother used to watch it all the time. I liked She-Ra. lol. (am i remembering it right? wasn't she his sister or something?)

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
11/14/2005 5:48 pm

Glad you are OK....Stay safe and yep,time for a new job!!

Frangi x

rm_lovelyLady 65F
434 posts
11/15/2005 9:44 am

Holey S--T! Cute - I am so glad you got through that OK! Are you sure you want to stay working there??? I am self-employed...... you could come work for me........

I am proud of you though........ You did good!

xoxo LL

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

11/15/2005 11:46 pm

I am still waiting for the She-Man

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

11/16/2005 7:25 am

Wow...what a night....I can't believe all that happend at once.
Glad to hear your ok...let's hope those thugs don't have anything against you and return to your work to see you "PAY" them for getting some buds in trouble.


Always The Bitch

DirtyLilSecret61 56F

11/20/2005 1:50 pm

Glad you're ok. I understand from the dispatcher end - not an easy job.

As far as He-Man ... I was more a Thundercats kinda Mom.


txdaisymaeinaz 35F

11/20/2005 6:16 pm

Hiya hottie! wow shocked and lmao at the same time lol ok tell me more when we see each other next time... Me

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
12/1/2005 2:12 pm

Well, this is my first visit to your blog and sorry to hear about your situation, but is sounds like you handled the situation very well. Sounds like the cops around here as well, kinda slow on some things.

Oh, I used to watch He-Man, he rocked! I was also a She-ra, Princess of Power kinda girl. Talk about flashbacks, a couple of years ago He-Man had a relaunch. My son then 3, LOVED him. We have movies, action figures, b/c as I have been informed from my son...they aren't dolls Mom! lol.

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
12/4/2005 2:59 pm

Glad to hear it all went well...sorry you didn't get a five of fame..and as a Nanny, some of my boys still play with He-man action figures....(where's the Men who need a action figure i keep

demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
12/14/2005 2:00 am

Just a whiney note... *Where are you, CuteAZ!!! where's cuteazkitty? i miss you both!!!!!!"
Hope life is treating you well!!!

SweetDarlinAngel 41F
2996 posts
12/23/2005 12:59 pm


Yikes! What a nightmare ... I probably would have hidden behind the cash register and hoped that when I finally found the courage to stand up again they were all gone. *POOF!* Magically whisked away on some fairy land trip I'd had while the cops were there.

Lucky you ...



rm_Luscious2BBW 48F
35 posts
12/25/2005 3:51 pm

Okay, I have gotten over my withdrawal symptoms, not having you post here. LOL. Where the heck are you?!? I like reading your blog. Come back!!!

By the way, Merry Christmas and a safe and Happy New Year!

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