Curious4UToTake 52F
494 posts
6/28/2006 9:22 pm

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Anyone care to share a funny story that happened in the bedroom or other places we find to release our passions?

Ok girls, every try and be just a lil different and show off for your man. Ya know, trying to be like a stripper/pole dancer all the while you know you had one too many glasses of wine? Well, this very heat of the moment time, I landed my large but lovely ass straight in his face. Now, I know you kinks would think, that's funny how? Well, when its suppose to be a tease and not a ass fumble, then its flippin hilarious.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
6/28/2006 10:51 pm

Y'know, disasters dont need to be articulated sometimes, I find all my ladies, for some inexplicable reason, always laugh in the bedroom. Is it me?
Call in anytime, leave a comment, you'll be surprised how many people come to visit you funintheday2006

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/28/2006 11:13 pm

One early afternoon about seven years ago a girl friend and I retired to the bedroom for some loving tenderness. It was a beautiful day and the children were all playing outside. The window was shut and the blinds were drawn down. I was lying on my back and my girlfriend was kneeling at my side driving me nuts with her oral and manual stimulations.

I was moaning like a whore and twisting my head from side to side. When I rolled my head towards the window I could see bright sun peeking through a crack in the blinds. Peering in were 3 sets of little eyes! OMG! My 10 year old daughter and two of her friends were watching us! Needless to say that put an end to that lovemaking session. By the time I got some shorts on (plus give my hard on a chance to become less prominent) and ran outside, they were gone.

Later when my daughter came home I had a conversation with her about the importance of respecting privacy. I didn't mention that which was observed. I figured that was pretty self-explanatory and needed no further clarification.

playtime44uandi 53M
6545 posts
7/2/2006 6:09 pm

They say laughter is the best medicine.
I think passion is the 2nd best medicine.

Combining the two is just plain heaven!

~We'll Leave The Light On~

rm_mk1867 59M
60 posts
7/8/2006 9:05 am

Once many years ago a woman was on her knees giving me oral. She pulled it out as I shot my load. It hit her right in the eye and knocked her down. Sorry I was laughing so hard I forgot about my orgasm.

dimplesfouryou 47F
24690 posts
7/27/2006 11:46 am

I think sex and laughter should go hand in hand. If you are comfortable enough to laugh in the bedroom, then you are most likely to be comfortable experimenting.


oral_savant45 72M
4 posts
8/1/2006 2:53 pm

    Quoting dimplesfouryou:
    I think sex and laughter should go hand in hand. If you are comfortable enough to laugh in the bedroom, then you are most likely to be comfortable experimenting.
lol, I couldn't agree more! I hardly know what to add to this except that it's always been my practice, and it's totally true! Sex is fantastic FUN, and trying to emulate all the repeating moans and groans of porn flicks just don't get it.

Thanks, dimples, for your wise insight.


8/20/2006 5:08 pm

Did that make you more turned on? You seem to be the "in public" kinda person. I bet you like to drive around and have a man rub your clit as your dress is open and your breasts bare for drivers by to see.

Maybe the thought of having a mans hard cock in your mouth as he drives is a turn on also?

david690r77 55M
11 posts
8/27/2006 9:30 am

One time a lover & I broke the bed! After the initial shock we were just dieing! lil old broken bed was'nt about to slow us down either!

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