Tongue in (Ass) Cheek  

CruelKitty 46F
272 posts
6/21/2006 7:40 pm

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Tongue in (Ass) Cheek my title????

I'm in a mood to blog, but not sure I should be writing about what I'm going to write about. Let's just see where this takes us. I might change direction mid-thought. Just for fun, we'll make it totally free-style. I'll just type whatever comes into my head.
Alright..recent sex. Semi-recent. June 4 recent. A guy who is in the Army, stationed in NC, but training in Ft Sill until around the 1st of July. He was really sweet. And freaky. He did things to me that only a guy in the Air Force did. If I had to rate who's better though, between the Army and the Air Force...I'd say Army. I've had 2 guys from the Air Force. One seemed totally gay and in the closet. He loved to lick ass. Same as the Army guy...but the Army guy was so much more manly. And with a much bigger dick. The other Air Force guy I was with...hmmm..kinda looked like Matt Damon, only about 30 lbs heavier. The Air Force guys had one thing in common. They both had small dicks. I'm not saying that all Air Force guys have small dicks, but that has been my experience. Anyway, the Matt Damon almost lookalike told me he was divorced. Well, when I made it over to his house, there were several pairs of ladies' shoes, a bra in the dirty laundry...which was piled on the floor...I didn't snoop through the dirty laundry, and a flat iron and makeup in the bathroom. He warned me before we got to his house that he still had wedding pictures up. But damn...did she just leave that day and was coming for the rest of her stuff later? Come girl leaves her flat iron behind. Anyway, I'd have to say that one tops my list of the worst sexual experience ever. Because not only was he small, he couldn't even get it hard. He still tried to fuck me though! With a limp dick! Anyway...I wanna try the Navy next.
Those were recent experiences. I also lost a fuck buddy not too long ago. I miss him. He wasn't just a fuck buddy to me..he was a lot of fun. More of a friend than a fuck buddy. I think, if I'm really honest..the sex was never that great. Except for the fact that he was always so much fun! He had erectile dysfunction too, I guess. I always thought it was because he drank too much..but one night we were chatting online and he was drunk and he told me that when we're having sex, he sees me..but when he's about to cum, he sees his ex-wife. What kind of fucked up shit is that? I played it off like it was no big deal and the next time we were together, I'd thump him on the forehead just before he's about to cum. See if he's thinking about the ex then. Well, we haven't been together since then. Maybe he's busy or whatever, but I'm starting to think that the whole conversation was his way out. Maybe he was trying to piss me off so he wouldn't have to tell me he didn't want to see me anymore. Who knows. Regardless, if there is anything that makes me feel like maybe the other person isn't interested, I won't pursue them. And that was the deal with him. I was always the one to call him. He never called me. He did like to chat with me online though. But I haven't even seen him online since then. So that's what I've been up to. Been laying low for a while. And now I'm on the rag and horny as hell and all I have on my plate is a 22 year old who won't touch me, Marty who grosses me out, a 27 year old with a wart on his finger, another guy who's heartbroken over a terminally ill love interest, never mind...doesn't matter who they are. The fact is, it's the same thing. They all just want sex and I'm still needing more.

Addy19742 44F

6/21/2006 9:05 pm

WoW! We so need to swap stories sometime! LOL I so hear you! I seem to always attract the married man, or the guy who calls constantly talking dirty. Now I am not against phone sex, but it so gets old. Anyway, I am sorry you haven't found a guy that makes you happy. I know you will, as hopefully I will. LOL Keep me updated!

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
6/24/2006 9:07 am

Thats one big paragraph

CruelKitty 46F
90 posts
6/24/2006 11:35 am

Kaliedascope, it's actually 3 but who's counting? happyf;

CruelKitty 46F
90 posts
6/24/2006 11:37 am

Addy, I think we should compare notes some time. I'd be interested to see if we've run into some of the same guys!

kkingk2000 42M
2 posts
6/26/2006 4:36 am

kitty im new to this mybe we can hang out some time an you can show me how this all works you can see my profile it is kkingk my email in
kkinslow@ at that place when you would walhoo beer and as you run out you wouls say

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