Rules for Meeting Me  

CruelKitty 46F
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2/12/2006 3:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Rules for Meeting Me

I don't have many...but I tend to stick to the few rules I do have.

First Rule: Unless I have met you previously, I will not be showing up on your doorstep. We will have to meet in public somewhere first.

Rule Two: My place is off limits.

Rule Three: You must be local. I don't do truck drivers passing through. I don't host strangers at my house. I will not drive long distances to meet anyone.

Rule Four: You must live alone...or have a roommate who is never home.

Rule Five: Don't be a smoker. This is one that I bend on, but if you send me a pic and you have a cigarette in your hand, I won't be meeting you.

Rule Six: If you're old enough to have been jerking off when I was still in diapers, move on to someone else. There are plenty of women out there who appreciate the older gentlemen...I'm not one of them.

Rule Seven: In chatting with me beforehand, don't mention your masturbation habits. Any talk that you think might make you look like a loser does make you look like a loser and I probably won't be meeting you after I hear it.

So yeah..that's it for my rules for now. Lately it seems like my blog has been a manual for how to get to me, I know. I apologize. It's all about me though, and what I want. Remember that.

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