Secret Secret.  

CrazyRightNow99 49M
62 posts
1/27/2006 1:41 pm

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Secret Secret.

Hey there sexual deviants!

I got a good one to share with you

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?

The cowboy says,"Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy.

Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan "Just Do It." That guy down at the end of the
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think

it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud,
what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin! A little shaken
the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita
and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality is Job One'" then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" and gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is
SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look ask "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A

expatbrit49 64M

1/27/2006 3:10 pm


Thank You for Your Time and Attention

prnstrs_25 38M/37F

1/27/2006 3:36 pm

Love it....just awesome! LOL

CrazyRightNow99 49M
34 posts
1/29/2006 6:54 am

That was a good one! lol..............

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