Time to Change My Tune!  

CravesChocolate 57M
81 posts
8/17/2006 11:26 pm

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8/21/2006 3:32 pm

Time to Change My Tune!

OK, OK, Shut up already!
I get it. Nobody here is into politics. Well, at least my particular political life. No OFFENSE? None taken. It's kinda like a no brainer that this is the wrong venue for that anyway. Hey, there is a million liberal blog websites where that stuff would fit right in. I know, I know, this is a site about sex and hooking up and all that.
You don't have to run it in, I actually did already understand these things. Right now I have the self image of the class nerd with the tape holding my glasses together and a plastic pocket protector for my pens, pencils, and slide ruler.
I had that last post up about getting signatures to qualify to become a candidate and in a week I got a big zero comments. I am tempted to delete it so it doesn't just keep sitting there embarrassing me.
For the record (not that you asked) I did qualify as a candidate and so now it is on. This is another reason I shouldn't be talking about it anyway because we all know that politicians don't have sex.

Now what the hell do I talk about? I'll either figure out something or jump ship over to the liberal blogs. But hey, they aren't that fun anyway!



moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/18/2006 7:55 am

"Baby please don't go....baby please don't go....baby please don't go down to New Orleans, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...."

Ok, forget the New Orleans part....lol.

It all takes time....don't sweat it. And you KNOW that I'll be signing that post as soon as I post this message. If I were your campaign manager, we could have avoided this...lol


CravesChocolate 57M
88 posts
8/18/2006 9:27 am

    Quoting moonlightphoenix:
    "Baby please don't go....baby please don't go....baby please don't go down to New Orleans, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...."

    Ok, forget the New Orleans part....lol.

    It all takes time....don't sweat it. And you KNOW that I'll be signing that post as soon as I post this message. If I were your campaign manager, we could have avoided this...lol


Good point!
Where ARE my PEEPS anyway?

That does it, I'm firing my Manager, my Spokesman, my Field Reps and all of my Handlers.
Where ever you are,
You're ALL fired.
You know, I never liked any of those assholes anyway! Bunch of babies, always whining about my positions. What's wrong with offering all the voters free booze (of their choice)for their votes? -- What's wrong with free AdultFriendFinder or everyone? Yeah, get over yourselves. You all need to go get a job with that Maccan monkey loving Senator George Allen. What do I care?

Ok then, all replacement applicants please form a single line starting at Moon's desk. No pushing and shoving, you will be judged on your behavior.


CravesChocolate 57M
88 posts
8/18/2006 10:14 am

    Quoting moonlightphoenix:
    "Baby please don't go....baby please don't go....baby please don't go down to New Orleans, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...."

    Ok, forget the New Orleans part....lol.

    It all takes time....don't sweat it. And you KNOW that I'll be signing that post as soon as I post this message. If I were your campaign manager, we could have avoided this...lol


Good Point! Where the HELL are all my peeps anyway?
That does it, the campaing manager, my spokesman, the field reps, and the handlers,
YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
To be honest, I never liked those assholes anyway. Bunch of snivly ass whiney babies! What's wrong with a free bottle of booze (your choice) in exchange for your vote? What's wrong with legalizing prostitution and pot? And another one, I thought that the City sponsoring fee AdultFriendFinder for all citizens was an excellent platform. Finally, and this one is for you Moon, why is the death penalty for gay bashers such a bad idea?
So goodbye loosers, go get a job with that Macacca money loving Republicant Senator George Allen. You'll fit right in over there!

Ok then, ALL of you new applicants please form a single line just outside of Moon's office. No pushing, shoving, or other rude behavior! You will be judged on your behavior. However, nudity is still considered a plus and you can move to the head of the line. It will guarantee you a private interview with the candidate!


CravesChocolate 57M
88 posts
8/18/2006 10:18 am

    Quoting moonlightphoenix:
    "Baby please don't go....baby please don't go....baby please don't go down to New Orleans, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...."

    Ok, forget the New Orleans part....lol.

    It all takes time....don't sweat it. And you KNOW that I'll be signing that post as soon as I post this message. If I were your campaign manager, we could have avoided this...lol


Good Point! Where the HELL are all my peeps anyway?
That does it, the campaing manager, my spokesman, the field reps, and the handlers,
YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

To be honest, I never liked those assholes anyway. Bunch of snivly ass whiney babies! What's wrong with a free bottle of booze (your choice) in exchange for your vote? What's wrong with legalizing prostitution and pot? And another one, I thought that the City sponsoring fee AdultFriendFinder for all citizens was an excellent platform. Finally, and this one is for you Moon, why is the death penalty for gay bashers such a bad idea?
So goodbye loosers, go get a job with that Macacca money loving Republicant Senator George Allen. You'll fit right in over there!


Ok then, ALL of you new applicants please form a single line just outside of Moon's office. No pushing, shoving, or other rude behavior! You will be judged on your behavior. However, nudity is still considered a plus and you can move to the head of the line. It will guarantee you a private interview with the candidate!


nontoxicmale 66M

8/18/2006 12:27 pm

Please don't say that politicians don't have sex. They've been fucking us for years. There hasn't been a real statesman in this country since the Revolutionary War.


CravesChocolate 57M
88 posts
8/18/2006 4:22 pm

    Quoting nontoxicmale:
    Please don't say that politicians don't have sex. They've been fucking us for years. There hasn't been a real statesman in this country since the Revolutionary War.
Leave it to me to overlook the obvious. I was just confused beecause I wasn't counting and especially when we always have to supply our own vaseline!


moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/18/2006 7:30 pm

    Quoting CravesChocolate:
    Good Point! Where the HELL are all my peeps anyway?
    That does it, the campaing manager, my spokesman, the field reps, and the handlers,
    YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
    To be honest, I never liked those assholes anyway. Bunch of snivly ass whiney babies! What's wrong with a free bottle of booze (your choice) in exchange for your vote? What's wrong with legalizing prostitution and pot? And another one, I thought that the City sponsoring fee AdultFriendFinder for all citizens was an excellent platform. Finally, and this one is for you Moon, why is the death penalty for gay bashers such a bad idea?
    So goodbye loosers, go get a job with that Macacca money loving Republicant Senator George Allen. You'll fit right in over there!

    Ok then, ALL of you new applicants please form a single line just outside of Moon's office. No pushing, shoving, or other rude behavior! You will be judged on your behavior. However, nudity is still considered a plus and you can move to the head of the line. It will guarantee you a private interview with the candidate!
Now THAT's a platform I can get behind!! (naked, on my knees and begging for it.)


nontoxicmale 66M

8/21/2006 10:43 am

Hey moon, don't worry. I'm right behind you. And I promise I'll go slow. Oops! Wrong blog. Sorry, craves!


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