Huh, Neighbours!  

Coolcleverboy 47M
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4/3/2006 10:43 am

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4/9/2006 2:01 am

Huh, Neighbours!

Monday 3 April 2006 6:30pm


Received the following joke in my work email this morning. Whilst I wasn't doubled ova laughing I
thought I'd share it with you! I'm lucky in that my neighbours are very good !

A Judge asks a defendant to stand.
"You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw"
From the audience a man shouts out "You lying git"
"Silence in the court!" the Judge shouted back.
He turns to the defendant again and says "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel"
"You goddamn tightwad!" blurted the spectator
"Quiet!" yelled the judge.
The Judge proceeded to the defendant "You are also charged with killing a man with an electric drill"
"You cheap son of a ........." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back "If you do not tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt"
The man replied "I've lived next to that lying ******** for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a flippin tool when I needed to borrow one?!"

Had a tiring day today. Didn't sleep well last night (no I wasn't shagging!) and I'm paying the price. Christ its only Monday as well!!
Got to nip out for a few hours tonight as I play in a Monday night darts team....don't ask its a British Pub thing!
Back on line about 10:30pm so I'll check out my favourite blogs then.

Cheers All

rm_just_me63901 44M
122 posts
4/3/2006 11:24 am

Thanx 4 the joke. I needed it.

jadedbabe78 107F

4/5/2006 12:37 am


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