What if Dogs had Thumbs?  

Conniie 47F
29 posts
9/8/2006 3:31 pm

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What if Dogs had Thumbs?

Since dogs have been here as long if not longer than man. You might draw the conclusions to some of these premises. Dogs could have held sticks and could have drawn mathmatical equations in the sand long before Aristotle. Because they could have held a sword and are great fighters they could have been top dog. Have you noticed the smartest dogs can not be caught. I have know dogs that have been more loyal and smarter than all of the politicians I have known. A dog could help with your buttons in back. A dog could hold the steering wheel and shift gears. He could tune in the radio. I don't know if his head would be ahead of the windshield but surely out the window. Dogs would not fear dogcatchers because they could hold a weapon. Dogs would probably shake hands with other dogs instead of smelling their butts although I know people who smell butts and they have thumbs. Dogs could open doors, use keys, can openers, garage door openers, and sign checks. As you can see dogs with thumbs would be a earth shattering event. The only thing right off the bat that would hold them back, is a small but international vocabulary, and the tails they have. Doors would have to be modified for the tails, can you imagine all the lawyers to take up the case of dogs with tails caught in doors, and a whole new world of beauty products could be sold just for that tail. Can you see the dog that just washed his tail and he can't do a thing with it. WOOF WOOF Conniie Ps I Cats had thumbs, they could open cans and you would never hear them MEOW again.

urownprsnlslave 40M

9/9/2006 5:00 am

What if dogs developed with the opposable thumb, but we remained on all 4's? What if dogs ruled the world and made it their own? Would we be the ones eating scraps off of the table? The world may never know....

rm_doggo1955 58M

9/9/2006 9:45 am

Dogs are normally born with a canine version of a thumb...dew claws !!
They just get removed more often than not when they are first born to save injury or catching later on.

rm_41Bear65 52M/46F

9/10/2006 2:58 pm

as a dog trainer in a past life, i find dogs w/thumbs would probably spend time getting themselves in trouble, thumbing their noses, grasping beer mugs, swinging on monkeybars etc... connie u r so sexy unique and classy - I never know where u get these ideas...

bear w/no opposable appendage

rm_DN1843 53M
9 posts
9/12/2006 9:28 pm

If dog's had opposable thumbs, and we remained on all fours............Would WE be dog's best friend?????????????

rm_DN1843 53M
9 posts
9/12/2006 9:30 pm

And would the sexual position be called 'Humany style'????????????????

rm_ninakay 58F

12/1/2006 7:24 am

....would be so thought provoking if i wasn't such an airhead, and since people tend to thumb their noses and butts a lot it's hard to guess what a doggie would do.

BoldSgt 61M

5/16/2008 9:45 pm

If dogs had thumbs and were as stated "top dog" the roles were reversed and we were owned by dogs, does that mean I would be able to lick myself, LOL.........interesting.

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