Le Petite Mort: My Journeys as a Masturbatress, Part 1  

CognitiveVoodoo 46F
34 posts
8/10/2006 1:18 pm

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8/13/2006 10:28 am

Le Petite Mort: My Journeys as a Masturbatress, Part 1

I didn't start masturbating until I was 30. Yeah, that's sad, and it was only 5 years ago, but I've learned a lot since then.

I've learned, for example, that masturbation occurs usually for one of three reasons: curiosity, the gratification of others (exhibitionism?) and necessity.

I've also learned that those three reasons often represent the stages of masturbation: a beginning masturbatress explores out of curiosity, and then after realizing what it can do for others (especially unexpectedly, in public places) she becomes an ametuer but avid exhibitionist.

The third stage is the worst. Ideally, the average woman would never, ever have to masturbate out of necessity; however, some of us have come across that need from time to time. When the necessity stage lasts for a long length of time, one of two things can happen: 1. she can get tired of pleasing herself and just curl up and die from lack of sex, or 2. she can become addicted to it and get very, very good at it. She can become a true masturbatress.

I am proud to announce that I have won the internationally-acclaimed *Nobel Pussy Prize* in Masturbation, which comes with the title Supreme Masturbatress. There's no crown, no silky sash, no bouquet of flowers. I did it for the golden vibrator, powered by vaginal heat, of which I have no shortage.

In this series, Le Petite Mort: My Journeys as a Masturbatress, I will describe my rise to the top, for I will soon be seeking a succesor. As my calling is in education, my primary goal is to give you all the tools needed for success, the good, the bad, and the ugly, in the hopes that your journey will be more smooth, more slippery, more seductive, more salacious, more sirenic, more...

to be continued...

moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/10/2006 3:28 pm

*quickly looking around*

NOBODY had better nominate me for this one!!

Already living the throes of Le Petite Mort...

deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
8/10/2006 4:27 pm

right there with ya...LOL

I used to call it self-inflicted love....

Rippy72 45M

8/10/2006 9:27 pm

Are you thinking of keeping the title or would you like to replace it with a man? Say...maybe...someone lke me??

rm_Animal_73 44M
64 posts
8/11/2006 12:30 am

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    wow! you made it until 30 to masturbate, I hope you wuz havin' lots of sex

    I got addicted to it at 18

    I'm very attached to my hand, it's treated me well
Wanker and proud of it

There can be nowt better than a session with "Pam and her 5 mates" at times... which reminds me, must shave hand tonight before i got work

Welcome to blogland hun and with a bod like that, i cant see any reason why you shouldnt have a good ole session too. Enjoy

rm_hardone1488 57M
31 posts
8/11/2006 7:13 am

with dick in hand like to share my most horny intimate vulnavail times

MillsShipsGayly 52M

8/11/2006 7:18 am

Putting this blog in my watch list

TallSeattleKisss 61M
5 posts
8/11/2006 1:14 pm

My mom caught me "in the act" when I was twelve. I was mortified at the time. But mom closed the door, knocked a few moments later entered the room and told me that what I was doing is very normal and healthy. She then took away the Playboy magazine I took from my dad's collections.

My son at 14 is experimenting with masterbation. He has some fun questions for me.

It's all good!!

cougarprey4play 42M

8/12/2006 10:25 am

    Quoting moonlightphoenix:
    *quickly looking around*

    NOBODY had better nominate me for this one!!

    Already living the throes of Le Petite Mort...

NOBODY...? What about self nomination or apprenticeship under CognitiveVoodoo

rm_tracker530 60M

8/12/2006 7:46 pm

So glad you have learned to do your self right....If you ever need help, please ask, I'll be there...B

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