Just alittle blonde joke....  

Chat_Queen 48F
39 posts
1/28/2006 6:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just alittle blonde joke....

A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then..", he sighed, "Let's just put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

teddybear0370 47M  
37 posts
1/30/2006 4:31 pm

two blondes were sitting on their porch in central oklahoma. when the first blonde said to the other, " which do you think is closer florida or the moon?" the second blonde responded with " Duh can you see florida from here."

Chat_Queen 48F

1/31/2006 2:44 pm

That's funny...lol

Chat_Queen 48F

1/31/2006 2:45 pm

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they spread!"

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