Are you having a bad day??  

Chat_Queen 48F
39 posts
3/23/2006 11:52 am

Last Read:
4/5/2006 10:58 pm

Are you having a bad day??

Having a Bad Day???

Well, then, consider this.

In an Alabama's hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless
of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate
the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of
the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the
most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in
full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to
death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped
on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to bits.

There now, feeling better????


SexyBoyFriend75 36M
7 posts
3/23/2006 12:29 pm


Proletariet 42F

3/23/2006 12:45 pm

it's all about perspective. excellent post! and so many of us need to gain some serious perspective. and/or get a life. regardless, well written and enlightening. hope it gets a lot of views and comments. take care


n8musik 49M

4/6/2006 7:39 am

OMG.

I'm going back to bed.


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