Culling the herd, One for the ladies  

Catdoc2000 58M
944 posts
4/7/2006 5:43 pm

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Culling the herd, One for the ladies


This post calls for a hat tip to Dagerazod who did a great job posting pointers for horndogs reading women’s profiles. It can be seen here. Reading and Responding to Womens Profiles 101 I’m sure there is a woman out there in blogdom who can do the same for women and maybe they already have. Regardless I’m going to step up and give women some pointers on how to nip the problem of drawing brainless horndogs in the bud.(unless that’s what you want!) With a ratio of 10 men to every woman any marginally articulate and attractive woman will get her share of suitors. For those women out there seeking to inflate their egos with a million emails, winks and cock pics all you need to do is what I am telling you NOT to do here!
1. Pictures; Women if you just post a pic of your pussy or on all 4’s with your ass in the air showing your cunt from behind you’ve just shut the brains off on 90% of all men, myself included from time to time. Show your whole body in an alluring tasteful pose, leaving out the face is understandable. A perfect example of this can be found at. Brkn heart or jah1709 profile. Laying on your back with your legs wide open with a straight on camera shot is not alluring. It’s more like COME AND GET ME BIG BOY OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Do a side angle showing a hint of paradise and some curve... Now you have a chance at getting a guy to read your profile while giving him something nice to look at. Side note to the guys. If her age is 40 and the picture looks like that of a 30 yr old it’s most likely the picture is 10 years old. Don’t get all crazy thinking you’ve discovered a remnant of the amazons hidden in modern day America.
2. Looking for category; If you just want to email, chat dirty or web cam some mutual masturbation etc. Don’t put 1 on 1 sex! No matter how much a guy may enjoy watching you rub yourself on a grainy web cam most men ultimately want skin to skin. Taking 1 on 1 sex off the list will catch many eyes and thin the herd.
3. Saying your open-minded. Be very careful with this one ladies. I’d suggest non-judgmental instead. Open minded to some sick freaks means that you’ll do what they want you to do. Whereas non judgmental means you won’t think badly of them for trying. While we are on the subject of adjectives. Believe me ladies saying over and over again how horny you are, how badly you want fucked etc etc is not going to net you quality men IMHO. You’re just throwing gas on the fire. I don't think there is a man out there who will say to himself "Gee she only said she wanted to be fucked hard 4 times, if it would have been 5 I'd message her...."
4. Ideal person. Don’t be afraid to be picky but be clear and specific. Saying you want a man to cuddle and fuck your brains out does not thin the herd much. I for example am married and can fully understand why I woman would not want to be with me without my wife’s permission BUT If you don’t say no married men and all else looks good I’m gonna e mail you. I’ve had a few women email me back saying I sounded great BUT I was married and they don’t do married men. So we both wasted our time.
5. Canned Profiles; A big turnoff for me and I’ll bet most other men who still have a little of their brain functioning after looking at naked women for hours on end. Seeing the same phrases over and over doesn’t speak well for you and most guys that reply to such profiles will be bottom feeders IMHO OK OK I’m Guilty of bottom feeding from time to time BUT you have lost ground to make up! Sometimes complete profiles are duplicate but I think those are for the most part bogus entries altogether.....

demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
4/7/2006 6:30 pm

On the other hand... i changed my profile to read "Simply Friends. Not really looking." and my emails tripled. I'm told it's a bit of the "forbidden fruit" or "unattainable is sweetest" syndrome.


Catdoc2000 58M

4/7/2006 7:39 pm

Deminic Who are you trying to kid! It's that black lace glove! By the way I'll be in seattle in june....


rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
41 posts
4/8/2006 5:01 am

Gee... you really know how to make a guy feel bad about being a potty mouth dont you? lol

I tried once going back and ripping out all of my more colorful words and replacing them with nice friendly ones..... didn't sound like me in the end. THAT one got scrapped!

Excellent Blog Post!
*sigh*
Now I cant do this topic! Can I pout?


Catdoc2000 58M

4/8/2006 6:02 am

Dagerazod, Don't be hard on yourself dude! You have passion and communicate it much better than I, an analytical old satyr... I'm waiting for a woman to give other women red flags for their profiles. Maybe we need a bi guy who reads mens profiles to do the same? I'm sure as hell not going to sort thru mens profiles in order to critique them!


rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
41 posts
4/9/2006 2:51 am

    Quoting Catdoc2000:
    Dagerazod, Don't be hard on yourself dude! You have passion and communicate it much better than I, an analytical old satyr... I'm waiting for a woman to give other women red flags for their profiles. Maybe we need a bi guy who reads mens profiles to do the same? I'm sure as hell not going to sort thru mens profiles in order to critique them!
I would offer to critique mens profiles, but I think we have established that I couldnt be "nice" about it! LOL!
Then I go from sparklin wit and charming personality to dickhead profile basher. Ummmmmm... no thanks!


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