Dog Fucker and Eyepatch Girl  

Cainseviltwin 37M
77 posts
5/2/2006 7:55 pm

Last Read:
5/6/2006 9:39 am

Dog Fucker and Eyepatch Girl

no, this is not the name of a new, racy, AdultFriendFinder-inspired comic book.

These aren't even heroes. Or, they aren't yet. One of them has a good sporting chance.

These titans of unlikely heroic potential were the result of playful conversation and frivolous use of lab supplies. Gauze and surgical tape are, it was found, fully capable of producing a functioning and very unattractive eyepatch. Eyepatch girl was born. The rise of Eyepatch Girl to demidiefication was contrived to occur thusly:

Somewhere in a heavily trafficked area of campus, Eyepatch Girl and Dog Fucker will challenge all passerby to make out for a brief time with Eyepatch girl, there in the center of campus. If they can manage it, they get to wear their own eyepatch (constructed by Dog Fucker), and brag about their not-so-intimate encounter with the one and true Eyepatch Girl. If they are very good at the making out, as judged by Eyepatch Girl, they also get a ring made of the same surgical tape. Their memento(s) will hopefully encourage others to stop by and try their luck, and soon, Eyepatch Girl will be a powerful bet ephemeral phenomenon. Will Eyepatch Girl ever return? Does she have a secret identity?

i hope it was as funny for you as it was for me.

peace, love, and monkey business!

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
5/2/2006 8:22 pm

monkey on....

toys2us 59M/59F
147 posts
5/2/2006 8:23 pm

Does Eyepatch girl like a little Lint man? Send us a wink if interested? Thanks Toys

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