More info about me - for standard members!  

CB_2 52F
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7/12/2006 9:19 am

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9/18/2006 6:54 am

More info about me - for standard members!

It annoys me that standard members can't get to see all the info I lovingly input into my account, so I'm going to rebel and repeat it all here. Ssssh. And then I'll add stuff as well, because I also get annoyed when the choices I want are not in the list.

Also, for some really annoying reason, AdultFriendFinder keeps changing the tick boxes on some things: I have a list of characteristics that describe me and characteristics that I look for in another person. I have a list of about six things, but every day my profile details just get amended to say "optimistic".

So, here it is. The unvarnished truth about CB2:

Have you ever had cybersex?
I have cybersex quite often. He's good.

What kind of night life do you enjoy?
Films - no space on the profile to tell you that really means I watch TV and DVDs

How big of a role does sex play in your life?
I love sex, but if I don't have a partner, I just masturbate. And write horny fiction.

What types of sex activities do you regularly enjoy?
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky

I really love analingus (and would really love to give it to the right person, too), cunnilingus, fellatio and good old fashioned screwing in a variety of positions.

How much enjoyment do you get from receiving oral sex?
I love oral as an appetizer, before moving on to penetration

What are your thoughts on anal sex?
There is nothing better than analingus. Being 100% honest here, whilst I don't need it every time, I couldn't honestly get involved with someone who wasn't prepared to go down on my arse.

Taking it up the arse I am ambivalent about: I've done it, and enjoyed it, but it just doesn't press the buttons for me that other things do, so I can take it or leave it.

What's the largest number of people you've shared a sexual encounter with in one session?
I've only had one-on-one sex

Sexual Interests

What types of sexual activities turn you on?
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation

What types of sexual activities are OFF LIMITS to you?
Sadomasochism, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Bondage, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Fisting, Pain, Coprophilia/Scat

What types of new sexual experiences would you like to explore?
In the last six months, my views on matters sexual have already been turned completely upside down. So now I think I'd be open to trying most things, in the right spirit (or sufficiently drunk!). I'm not at all into pain or humiliation in reality, but really get off on both in fantasy.

Besides the obvious, what areas of your body do you consider erogenous zones?
Mind (Intelligence), Everywhere!

Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you?
I'm not into "capturing the moment". Though I do like to watch in the mirror.

Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex?
I really get into it sometimes. This is when monosyllabic dirty words really come into their own.

Does size really matter to you?
It doesn't matter. As long as it works, I'm happy.


Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!
Me? Hold back? Don't know the meaning of the phrase!

I don't tend to repeat identical fantasies that often - I like to vary them significantly. I have a fantastic cybersex partner with whom I can develop fabulous fantasies of all kinds - often involving double penetration, other women (with or without his participation), gangbangs, fantasies, strangers, initiation ceremonies, "first time" scenarios, incest, Dom/sub, animals (yikes!) etc etc.

I'm very clear on the distinction between fantasy and reality, and I don't think I'd consider there to be many limits on fantasy. Even if it is not my particular kink, I can role play it back if it is my partner's, because I get off on him getting off on it.

I love the anonymous control conferred by cybersex, knowing I can make a man come in his pants just by what I type...

Let me stress, though, that I'm not looking for a fantasy chat-partner on AdultFriendFinder. I've already snagged myself the best there is!

What role-playing scenes do you fantasize about?
All sorts of role playing scenarios

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?
No particular place, Anywhere

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?
No. I'm obviously an egomaniac - I'm far more interested in the fantasy experience I'm having than in who I'm having it with!!

Tell us about your favorite sexual encounter.
I was going to say the first time I had analingus, but that would be wrong, because I was sufficiently tipsy that I didn't really remember it (how embarrassing having to ask him what he'd done to me the night before that felt so good!). So I'm going to plump for the SECOND time I had it...

Is it important to fulfill your fantasies?
Certainly not - most of them are far too extreme, anyway.

And I would hate to try to fulfil a fantasy and find it disappointing, because that would ruin both the actual experience and also any future fantasy along those lines.

The opposite is important to me: NOT to fulfil my fantasies (well, I'm still deciding on the bi-curiosity one), to keep them as good as they are.

Have you helped someone else fulfill a fantasy? What was it?
Not knowingly, but you never really know these things, do you?

How important is it for your partner to fantasize?
I need my partner to have a good imagination, and to show themselves considerate of us both having a good time, but that need not involve fantasy as such.

What is the most recent fantasy you fulfilled? Was it good?
I suppose that must be the learning there was more to sex than 15 minutes beginning to end, with me on top! Errr, yes, it was good.

Sexual Accessories

What toys have you used in sex play?
Dildos/Vibrators, Clit stimulators (battery operated), Whatever your partner likes/wants

What bondage type gear do you enjoy using during sex play?
I'm not into bondage

What food items have you used in sex play?
Haven't done this in years! Might be up for it again

What food items are you interested in using for sex play?
Surprise me. Put the fucking marrow down - stick with the cucumber.

What kind of porn films do you enjoy the most?
Hard, Lesbian, Anal sex, It depends on my mood, Group sex, Oral. Sorry, I'm a dirty, dirty girl. Can't be doing with porn that has a plot.

How do you enjoy your porn?
If I don't have a partner, pornos can be good company. Though to be honest I prefer to write some myself.

Physical Stuff

What is your favourite clothing style(s) during the day?
Casual. I can't even believe anyone thinks this is an interesting question!

What is your favourite clothing style(s) during the night?
Casual or appropriate to the venue. Equally uninterested in this question!

How would you describe your body, style, and appearance?
Hot! But seriously: 5'4", average build, shortish brown wavy hair, blue eyes. Don't expect me to be a fashion queen or a gym junkie - I'm not!

Describe your most attractive feature.
I'm going to say personality, on the grounds that most of the single men will assume from this that I must look like an orang-utan. I don't, but if they make a snap judgement like that, they are probably not the person I want to meet.

What body part do you first notice when you met a person?
It's a toss up between the eyes and the smile

What do you consider the most attractive feature when looking for a sexual partner?

How much does physical appearance matter to you in a partner?
I try not to prejudge anyone, although I've got to say I'm not that keen if someone has really let themselves go: it says that they don't like themselves all that much. Which means I probably won't be that keen on them either.

Not keen on beards!

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Chemistry, Personality, Honesty, Intelligence

An ability to spell and punctuate. Really really important. I kid you not.

Oh and ability to get together for weekday shags. Very important, as evening and weekend time is really hard for me to arrange. If you have your own business, I'll be much more interested in you than if you have a 9-5 office job for that reason!

How important is physical attraction to you in a sexual relationship?
If you'd seen my sexual history so far, you'd realise that's not how I choose them!

What do you wear for underwear?
I love lingerie

What do you think about tattoos?
Sorry, I think they are a waste of good skin

What do you think about piercings?
They offend me on aesthetic grounds

Do you exercise? How?
I walk, swim and do a bit of gentle jogging. Nothing excessive. If sex burns off 250 calories a time, how many times a day do I have to masturbate to achieve the same result?

What is your sexual health status?
If it is not clear, the one who introduced me to Real Sex will suffer!

Work & Living Environment

What best describes the pace of your life?
Laid back to the point of slothfulness

How much time does your job take up in your life?
As much or as little as I want it to! I'm the boss.

At the moment (for the last 6 months) I'm doing so little that when my manager gave me a list of three urgent things to do, she shook her head wonderingly and said "I can't believe I'm trusting you to do these".

And of course I came straight home and logged on to AdultFriendFinder. As she knew I would.

Describe what you do for a living.
You would NEVER guess. And I'm afraid it is confidential - totally incompatible with the me you see aired on AdultFriendFinder.

How often are you online?
I'm on several hours a day

What kind of place do you live in?
Mine, all mine

What do you like about where you live?
It's the size I like, it's close to a good school, it has a fabulous (if neglected) garden, nice neighbourhood. The minute I saw it, I knew it was where I wanted to settle - it's not a stepping stone to somewhere else.

What is your current dating situation?
I prefer not to say

How can AdultFriendFinder help you change your life?
I'm not expecting AdultFriendFinder to change my life, only to broaden my friends'-base a bit. After 16 years of monogamous married life, with young kids, I've found it quite hard socially to find single males (or females). And I like online friends - you don't need to find a babysitter.

It's just a bum that all the single men I now know seem to live on other continents!! But I love to get e-mails from them - you know who you are, guys!

Outlook on Life

What words best describe your personality?
See? I had loads of other stuff in there like intelligent, kind, bouncy, friendly, loyal, selfish etc

What qualities do you look for in a partner?
Again - they've cut the words out of my mouth. Similar stuff to previous question, but not selfish please.

What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?
Personality, Ability to communicate!

What animal best describes your personality?

Tell us what things in life are most important to you
Oh, way too hard. Will need to apply serious thought to this.


Blogito ergo sum.

rm_TwoThongs2 66M/70F
1 post
9/17/2006 3:42 am

What an absolute joy to read all you ahve said, for the first time i actually was really iterested on waht someones thoughts were and if i am not mistaken alittle bit of humour raised its head, no silly i said humour, you see i did read it all. As for the picture yes just right, do not ask me why it just captures the moment.
Take care and i hope you find what you are looking for.
Stuart ( yes a man, just an old softy me) xx

CB_2 52F

9/17/2006 4:55 am

Welcome to the blogs Stuart. If you read any more of my blog, you will see you are right about the humour. Hey, it's sex - you've got to laugh, right?!

Blogito ergo sum.

522 posts
9/18/2006 3:02 am

you've been writing alot today dear x

CB_2 replies on 9/18/2006 6:54 am:
This was written quite a few weeks ago, actually, littlpud, but my previous comment was written're not stalking me in the blogs are you?

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