Female poem/Male poem  

CB_2 52F
8302 posts
7/30/2006 3:27 pm

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8/6/2006 10:59 am

Female poem/Male poem


Unashamedly lifted from [blog longliner002] - thanks!

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Blogito ergo sum.


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
7/30/2006 4:41 pm

LMAO!

warm xx


CB_2 replies on 7/31/2006 12:40 pm:
Can someone please explain that duck smiley to me, please? I can't tell what it is supposed to be at the back, let alone what emotion it is supposed to represent.

earthShiva 60M

7/30/2006 10:03 pm

She's also supposed to be three feet tall with a flat head, so you have a place to put your beer during blowjobs, and she's suppposed to turn into a pizza at midnight...

... You have to admit, the male list is shorter. That makes us less demanding, right?


CB_2 replies on 7/31/2006 8:24 am:
That's one way of looking at it, earthShiva! I'll not pass on your address to the other girls, shall I??

TabithaElectra 39F

7/31/2006 8:42 am

I hadn't actually seen that before! I loved it!


CB_2 replies on 7/31/2006 12:38 pm:
Somehow it struck a chord here, too.

earthShiva 60M

7/31/2006 11:00 am


consideringbi2 replies on 7/31/2006 9:24 am:
That's one way of looking at it, earthShiva! I'll not pass on your address to the other girls, shall I??


(Sigh!) Is my willingness to join in with your good-humoured male-bashing really just cause for keeping me all to yourself?


CB_2 replies on 7/31/2006 12:37 pm:
I was aiming to protect you, babe. But throw yourself to the lions, why don't you?!

Maquis55 63M
113 posts
7/31/2006 11:35 am

Suggests that men are less poetic than women - Possibly true, although history would seem to record a number of male poets.
The very word poet means so many things to so many people......Example:- Female:- Poets = Writers of poems. Male:- Piss Off Early Tomorrows Saturday.

Male poem............"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm ready & waiting, how about you ??"


CB_2 replies on 7/31/2006 12:36 pm:
Female poem.........

Yes
Yes
Yes
Dammit

waldstille2 60M

8/3/2006 12:18 am

Enjoyed it greatly.


CB_2 replies on 8/3/2006 1:43 pm:
I wish I could take the credit!

earthShiva 60M

8/3/2006 8:19 pm

consideringbi2 replies on 7/31/2006 9:24 am:
That's one way of looking at it, earthShiva! I'll not pass on your address to the other girls, shall I??

(Sigh!) Is my willingness to join in with your good-humoured male-bashing really just cause for keeping me all to yourself?
consideringbi2 replies on 7/31/2006 1:37 pm:
I was aiming to protect you, babe. But throw yourself to the lions, why don't you?!


Hmm. Think I liked it better when I was deluding myself that I was being horaded. Oh well.

You have to admit, outrageousness does get attention. That's half the battle, and most of the time the worst is suspected of us anyway. So I might as well have a little fun...


CB_2 replies on 8/4/2006 12:40 pm:
Sorry, I'm not familiar with outrageous behaviour. Perhaps you could explain it to me sometime.

earthShiva 60M

8/5/2006 10:52 am


consideringbi2 replies on 8/4/2006 1:40 pm:
Sorry, I'm not familiar with outrageous behaviour. Perhaps you could explain it to me sometime.


Demonstrations are probably more effective than explanations. Somehow, I get the sense that neither is necessary...


CB_2 replies on 8/6/2006 10:59 am:
You know me too well, earthshiva

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