goin' again...  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
11/28/2005 4:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

goin' again...

And this time for an entire month... I suppose it could be worse. After all, it IS Hawaii...

I don't suppose there's a kind, compassionate - WILLING - young lady who'd like to share a week or so at the Hawaian Village, Waikiki out there in blogland is there?

Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

(Hears crickets chirping in the corner, over there next to the dirty socks and 3 year old cans of tomato soup)

Oh Come ON! The cans are hermetically sealed!

So... While I'm there. What ever will I get myself wrapped up in this time? There's GOT to be some mischief I can get into in a months time right? Hmmm lets see. Strip clubbing. Thats a forgone conclusion.

OH! I'm definitely going on a deep water fishing trip this time. And do I just KNOW who's coming along! No... not her. Her friend As far as I'm concerned, that italian honey can eat a dick - and not mine either...

Her friend now... A native Hawaian and mother of one. Cute as a button and definitely NOT prone to extreme mood swings. In fact, I'd bet a weeks pay that she doesn't have a single dead cat in her freezer! I shall endevour to reveal the truth (re dead cats next to the mixed veggies and hamburger patties) and report back my scientifically tested theory results!

And what else... Ohhh there's always photography. More than enough on the island to make a pleasing photographic portfolio I'm sure. Any requests?

Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

Sorry me honies, I'll NOT be snapping candids of the local *male* surfing population - nor any males at all, if you please - Unless they are self portraits and I'm so loathe to do those all alone... *hint hint*

Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

OK, so to recap...

The cat has sucessfully caused the Christmas tree to fall - twice.

A holiday at the Hawaian Village - Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

Milano's friend, me, lotsa cut bait and *hopefully* a mega-gigantor sail fish, appropriate for covering a vacant spot on my office wall...

Mixed veggies and frozen filet of cat...

Pictures and a marked lack of self portraits... Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

Have I neglected anything?

Beuller? Any one, any one? Beuller?

OH!!! Getting a band done for my celtic cross. Yeah! Dragons. Wood dragons... and a kanji "Calm" symbol. Draft drawings in my albums... Not in the network yet? Alls ya gotta do is ask

caressmewell 54F

11/28/2005 4:18 pm

Darn, all I needed was a weeks notice

Have a safe and fun trip and try not to get into too much trouble!

ByteChaser2 54M

11/28/2005 5:45 pm

Babe, you have an entire month to get there... Just do me a favor and let me know when you expect to arive Caressme....

patsam69 52M/52F

11/30/2005 7:59 pm

me...pick me! oh right...i have a husband and kids...sigh...oh well...have fun.

ByteChaser2 54M

12/1/2005 6:55 am

patsam - *sigh* - another cant go. Looks like I'm destined to spend the whole month alone...

Lapkin4u 43F

12/5/2005 6:56 am

Hey can you get me a picture of a dream waterfall somewhere over there....that will give me a background to fantasize about being with you under it! Have a great time!

ByteChaser2 54M

12/5/2005 7:47 pm

You got it lapkins. Waterfalls it is! XX

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