ass chappin'  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
2/2/2006 6:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

ass chappin'

Yeah, but you know what REALLY burns my butt?

A flame about 3 foot high...

But, yanno... only bad directions rank higher on the ass hair singe-o-meter as far as I'm concerned.

No... I take that back. Directions that not only start off bad, but that you already KNOW are bad.

So I'm out the door to make that meeting with penis-head from Tuesday. It's at a hotel in La Jolla (sounds like Luh Hoya for those who don't know)... Now, I don't know where the place is so... I hook up the digital nag (my sat nav unit) and take off for the meeting.

Now... I happened to check the map and noticed that it lead to a cross street that has been fenced off since this development first broke ground - say 5 years ago - so I can already tell it's gonna be a bad day.

Bytechasers addition to Murphy's Law - Any day that begins with bad driving directions will suck.

Anyway, being the resourceful guy that I am... I just decide to get as close as I can to La Jolla and then switch the nag back on. Sweet. A great plan. I can find La Jolla...

So, two turns after arriving in the city and switching the nagger on... I'm as lost as a man can get and not have to resort to cannibalism...

SIX phone calls later... The valet at this Hotel had to literally stay on the phone and lead me to the place...

big tip for the valet...

The meet went flawlessly. Lots of issues cleaned up. They guy wasn't really a phallic symbol...

And I laughed my ass off at the mornings lunacy all the way home to you all.

It's great to be home again

rm_EveLWoman 57F
36 posts
2/2/2006 6:44 pm

<<has just the right lotion to rub on that chapped booty/

as for hair singing? you can spare some

FeistySyn 53F

2/2/2006 8:56 pm

Glad you made it home in one piece, I HATE bad driving directions ... nothing like negotiating traffic, maps, directions, and probably a cell phone call or 12 trying to find your location ... a few weeks ago I needed directions to a building in downtown Phoenix... silly me, I used mapquest... realized I was totally fucked AND lost when my directions led me down a street that dead ended at a parking garage when I was clearly still several blocks from my destination

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

sexyeyes375 48F

2/3/2006 4:54 am

addendum to Bytechaser's addition: if you are getting SUCKED in a car at the beginning of a day.. THAT will be a good day

Better luck on your next trip!! Where are you headed?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

2/3/2006 7:47 am

next trip Amsterdam ?

ByteChaser2 54M

2/3/2006 10:30 am

EveL - Hmmm... who could this be???

Yes, it's true... I have hair to spare - down there... (hehe hey, that rhymes) and yanno... It hurts less than hot wax

ByteChaser2 54M

2/3/2006 10:32 am

Syn... Isn't Arizona's road system set up on a North/South, East/West grid system? Well... Except for the Grand Canyon... and that big crater I suppose...

Gotta love mapquest

ByteChaser2 54M

2/3/2006 10:33 am

sexyeyes - WEEEEEE!

ByteChaser2 54M

2/3/2006 10:34 am

CNC - We'll see... We'll see

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
2/3/2006 4:18 pm

chapped ass? as you know i just happen to have an extensive collection of chap-stix and a slight chap-stix obsession....

perhaps we could work out a mutually satisfying arrangement

FeistySyn 53F

2/3/2006 5:37 pm

Yes, to an extent but it's only East / West (your in the Avenues, west, or the Streets, east ) and most of it makes no fucking sense whatsoever, because like I said before, I was on a street that dead ended into a huge parking garage... I had to zig-zag my way around that block... and pick up the SAME damn street a few blocks later (try that downtown on one-way streets when your late and ticked as hell!) ... I am sure it did not help that my appointment was regarding personal income taxes (our state apparently gets extremely confused when poeple actually divorce, maybe the Arizona rednecks usually just bump each other off instead of divorcing? What the hell do I know, guess I have not lived here long enough

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

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