Those were the days...  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
6/4/2006 8:07 am

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Those were the days...

Remember when? Sneaking into the parents bathroom and snagging dads girlie mag? Ahhh those were the days.

And before the advent of nudity, of flower painted blonds twirling naked in fields of poppies, what did the teen generation have? I imagine it was peeks into bedroom windows, keyholes... holes in fences...

Yeah, there's always been a teen imperative to seek out that fledgling sexuality...

My generation was the printed version... Thats what we had.

Then, enter cable TV... and the hours the spice channel generation spent, watching those zig-zag lines and listening to the staticy moans and squeals imagining the scene for... oh... 15 minutes at a time

A new generation, a new way to pique a teens sexuality.

Advance the personal computer and BANG! a whole revolution in a boys "recreational" off-whacking primers!

The BBS... picture after scanned picture, all handy for the cost of a free 30 day internet account from that "3 letter" provider.

So, just the other week, I'm in my sons room, fixing printer drivers or something and just happened to see his stack of CD's. New music for the ipod! Great I says... Except... these aren't music CDs...

It's dad's ever expanding porno collection...

Welcome to the new generation


rm_sj365 56F
2414 posts
6/4/2006 9:01 am

like father..like son


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 9:39 am

    Quoting ShayeDK:
    Ah men, you are such visual creatures, always needing something to look at in order to feel what stirs inside you.

    Don't get me wrong, I love and worship the male body and have a strong fondness for his valiant little soldier, but I never had much of a need to flip through the nudie mags, (Playgirl) or tune into the pornos.

    Just give me a nice ass to run a warm tongue and anxious hands over and I'm a Happy Camper!

lol Yeah, I expect that IS a male oddity huh?

"Just give me a nice ass to run a warm tongue and anxious hands over and I'm a Happy Camper!" - How very "tactile" of you Shaye!


rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
6/4/2006 9:46 am

You know..I love a guy that lusts for the printed stuff.

Nothing sexier than a 1968 issue of Playboy.
See a little, imagine a lot.

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_ella34bb 51F
12 posts
6/4/2006 10:15 am

Don't know what us girlies would do if it wasn't for the fathers! You taught them ALL you know (& for some, that aint a lot!)....ella


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 10:28 am

And there's worse things to be like...


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/4/2006 12:30 pm

Smells like teen spirit!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MWWwantsmore 52F

6/4/2006 1:06 pm

LOL I found a porn DVD in my son's room last week He just turned 15. So would it have been different if it had been your daughter?


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 1:41 pm

    Quoting rm_cockmerollme:
    You know..I love a guy that lusts for the printed stuff.

    Nothing sexier than a 1968 issue of Playboy.
    See a little, imagine a lot.
I'm witchew! And they had yet to find an airbrush or that pesky hot wax lol


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 1:45 pm

    Quoting rm_ella34bb:
    Don't know what us girlies would do if it wasn't for the fathers! You taught them ALL you know (& for some, that aint a lot!)....ella
Wow... one wonders what caliber man YOU'VE been dealing with...


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 1:48 pm

He MO... Yanno, you keep stickin that tongue out at me... Imma get impure thoughts


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/4/2006 1:49 pm

Well, I dread the day for when I am going through my son's bedroom cleaning up, picking up, and find that special sock or wash cloth. You know the one that could stand up on its own?


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 1:49 pm

    Quoting MWWwantsmore:
    LOL I found a porn DVD in my son's room last week He just turned 15. So would it have been different if it had been your daughter?
Yuh... ask me why I went and spent twelve hundred bucks on a firewall...

Already happened MWW... and She's was 15 too...


EroticaXTC 51F

6/4/2006 3:57 pm

NOt only did I find one of those in my son's room...it had to be one of the worst porn films ever created, LOL...yes, I checked it out to see just exactly what he'd been watching


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 4:26 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Well, I dread the day for when I am going through my son's bedroom cleaning up, picking up, and find that special sock or wash cloth. You know the one that could stand up on its own?
Good gravey... That was a visual for ya huh? LMAO

My advice would be a tub of strategically placed wetnaps


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 4:29 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    NOt only did I find one of those in my son's room...it had to be one of the worst porn films ever created, LOL...yes, I checked it out to see just exactly what he'd been watching
Lemme guess, "My First Anal Gangbang on the pig farm"?

Ahhh... the memories...


digdug41 50M

6/4/2006 6:45 pm

he's a healthy growing boy eh byte, what I do to stop the curiousity is let'em see it and he immediately turns red and wants to leave and go skate, but I figure if I can watch the godfather or some other explicitly violent movie with him then he can watch a girl gaggin on a cock on bangbus too, call me strange but thats just how I feel about it

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 6:51 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    he's a healthy growing boy eh byte, what I do to stop the curiousity is let'em see it and he immediately turns red and wants to leave and go skate, but I figure if I can watch the godfather or some other explicitly violent movie with him then he can watch a girl gaggin on a cock on bangbus too, call me strange but thats just how I feel about it
Yeah man. The boys 20... He could watch what he wants - hell, I could trade mine for his lol


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/4/2006 10:58 pm

Gawd, in my early AdultFriendFinder days my kid found some R-rated would be network pics of me and (even worse) some R+ rated ones of a (platonic) guy friend that I took for his profile. He freaked. I had to sit here and be lectured by my 12 year old son about my behavior. Was NOT a Mother of the Year Moment, ha.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


ByteChaser2 54M

6/5/2006 6:32 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Gawd, in my early AdultFriendFinder days my kid found some R-rated would be network pics of me and (even worse) some R+ rated ones of a (platonic) guy friend that I took for his profile. He freaked. I had to sit here and be lectured by my 12 year old son about my behavior. Was NOT a Mother of the Year Moment, ha.
LOL... Sorry... I swear I'm laughin with ya Wahine!

I guess I pretty well got mine trained - to get their own porn and leave dads alone


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/5/2006 8:21 am

Oh no, oh no! *covers her eyes and ears* I don't need to know this yet. My child is still a baby! And yes, my child will never do that, never! *whistles* Hey, its my delusion, don't go and busting my bubble!


ByteChaser2 54M

6/5/2006 9:42 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Oh no, oh no! *covers her eyes and ears* I don't need to know this yet. My child is still a baby! And yes, my child will never do that, never! *whistles* Hey, its my delusion, don't go and busting my bubble!
Sorry blue... But the stars will sparkle, the sun will rise each morning in the east, and set again evenings to the west...

And boys will find full frontal nudity... It's a universal constant!


Mermaidslut 51F

6/7/2006 8:21 pm

Try getting a $600 plus phone bill, and finding out it is your teenage son calling a married woman he met online. My ex boyfriend had that happen, and before we knew what was going on he called the number and found out his 14 year old son had been talking with a married woman several states away. This was back in the days of BBS lines, no real photos involved.... looking back, it is almost nice to think he had an old fashioned "Mrs. Robinson" compared to what kids can access now.


ByteChaser2 54M

6/8/2006 5:51 am

    Quoting Mermaidslut:
    Try getting a $600 plus phone bill, and finding out it is your teenage son calling a married woman he met online. My ex boyfriend had that happen, and before we knew what was going on he called the number and found out his 14 year old son had been talking with a married woman several states away. This was back in the days of BBS lines, no real photos involved.... looking back, it is almost nice to think he had an old fashioned "Mrs. Robinson" compared to what kids can access now.
yuh... now it's the $600 CELLphone bill with the hundred or so a day text messages to some guy in a halfway house... I know mermaid... I know


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