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ByteChaser2 54M
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6/2/2006 7:59 am

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6/2/2006 2:07 pm

Stupid News

Nine out of ten would be adequate...

Researchers at Alabama's Auburn University say they have determined what men want in the "ideal woman": she is sexually inexperienced but likes sex, has a career but is a full-time homemaker, has a slim build, is athletic, and has pretty eyes, dark hair, good complexion and a firm butt. Large breasts are nice, but not all that important. The study's lead author, Erica Gannon, says the specifications are similar to what is found in the Bible. "Our participants, whether knowingly or unknowingly, espouse a view of the ideal woman that is very similar to the views held by individuals thousands of years ago." However, she adds, "It's hard to be this woman."
...About as hard as being the ideal man: strong yet gentle, powerful yet sensitive, has a great career yet helps clean the house and raise the children, in control yet cries, and a sex expert who's only been with one woman.

Liquor Really is Quicker

Despite the well-known fact that alcohol consumption depresses sexual ability in men, alcohol has long been used by men as an aid to seduce women, apparently because it works. Finnish and Japanese researchers now think they know why: alcohol apparently causes women’s bodies to produce testosterone, the “male” sex hormone that is involved in female arousal.
...Finnish and Japanese researchers? (“You try hot sake, we’ll try the sauna. Whoever goes all the way first wins.”

Those Who Can, Do

A university professor in Bologna, Italy, writing a paper on the sociology of love, checked his local library for books on kissing. Finding none in Italian, the library arranged for the interlibrary loan of four scholarly books on the subject – from Yorkshire, England. When the Yorkshire librarian called the Italian librarian to ask why the reputedly great-loving Italians didn’t have any academic books on such a basic topic, they retorted “Because we are far too busy doing it to write about it.”
...But the professor seems to have plenty of time to write.

Can’t Ya Take a Joke?

Mark Callaghan, 35, of London was recently sentenced to 18 months in jail for mailing letters to a number of bishops and archbishops demanding payment of $845,000, else he would file false charges of sex abuse against Roman Catholic priests. Callaghan said “I would not call it blackmail,” but rather it was “an exercise in imagination and pretense.” He was arrested when he went to the bank to see if any deposits had been made there, as instructed in the letters. ...It’s not jail. Just imagine it’s the pretend Hilton.


bipolybabe 56F

6/2/2006 12:20 pm

I love "It's not jail. Just imagine it's the pretend Hilton."

You are funny, Dude.

Funny makes me hot.

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ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 12:35 pm

    Quoting bipolybabe:
    I love "It's not jail. Just imagine it's the pretend Hilton."

    You are funny, Dude.

    Funny makes me hot.

    BPB
Why Thany Poly!


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/2/2006 1:34 pm

Who decides what makes an expert??? {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 2:07 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Who decides what makes an expert??? {=}
The expert I suspect... if the news is any indication lol


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