I take it back...  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
3/21/2006 5:48 pm

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3/25/2006 6:33 am

I take it back...

It's GOOD being the dick!

OK... So this morning, maybe an hour after my first post, I get a frantic call from one of my best people out in Hawaii. He's breathless, chain smoking camel killers, asking that I join him on a conference call with the director of one of our sister groups. It seems there's been much grain ground in the Company "Rumor Mill" and my guy, by the simple fact that he's working in the location where the rumor topic is, is the convenient target.

Sorry, I can't get any more specific than that... mostly because AdultFriendFinder would censure the crap outta me, and partly because of the sensitivity of the rumor... Suffice it to say, it's a piddly, weak, barely a fly buzzing around the ass of the world kind of thing.

So anyway... My guy "B" (the very same one who throws daggers of ire at me for having been made to suffer the charms of "C" at that strip club sojourn I spoke on a couple weeks ago) is a true blue trooper. He takes the core values of the team to heart and continues to excel far beyond even my own unusually high expectations. Look up Teamwork in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of him. The guy is this close to complete coronary failure because some Director/Executive has aimed his distaste at him.

"Can you join a conference call with (this jackass) and I please?" B asked - nay, plead - And so I did.

Remember back to It really sucks being a dick? I'd rambled (Babbled) about how I hated the thought of being a walking, talking dick with a short haircut and how by boss wanted just that... Well, I take most of it back. I still don't want to be a prick, but yanno... The shit works on the job...

So back to the story...

I get on this conference call. Jackass has like a half dozen of his little butt-kissers on the line with him. And he starts whining about how "someone" in my group started this rumor and it got blown way out of proportion and whaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa.

So I morphed into my Drill Instructor Gunnery Sargent persona and defended my man. Jumped on that grenade and saved the rest of my platoon. I figured taking on a director was tantamount to begging for a pink slip but yanno... some times you just have to say "What The Fuck" and go for what you know right?

Words were exchanged, disparaging remarks about lineage were voiced, a range of colorful four letter nouns were barked and the issue, at least in my own estimation, was resolved. I had created my much sought after smoking crater and left smoldering corpses in my wake. All was good in the ByteChaser's world.

I'm getting there my devoted fans and followers... patience....

So, a mere fifteen minutes after I disconnect from this conference call, my boss is on the line, with the same quaking, dismal voice "B" had, wondering what pointy stick I'd used to stir up the most recent hornets nest... "Emergency meeting. My house, 20 minutes." he says and then... dial tone.

So off I trollop, like a little, hairy leprechaun, to my boss's home office fully expecting to be changing out the urinal mints at corporate headquarters next week...

So, on the way, whilst contemplating my new career in yard maintenance and general household repair, I figure being a dick has worked thus far, why not go with what works right?

Boss, lets call him "W", starts in with the "What the fuck did you do now" routine. No wait... Understand "W" is prior Air Force. The height of discomfort in a combat zone for these folk is being billeted in a three star hotel...

Anyway, "W" starts in and Gunny shut his ass down tight. In front of wife, child and cat...

ByteChaser2 has no mercy - apparently...

See, Mr. "W" started the said rumor... Well intentioned though he was, his foresight wasn't 20/20... exactly...

What's the score? Hmmm... Dickless director smoking in bomb crater. Smoldering carcass at boss's house.

ByteChaser 2, the "Company" 0.

Wait... I'm almost there. I promise!

So I get home and moments after cracking my victory beer, the office line literally starts ringing off the scale. I'm shitting you negative friends, the Muthah-effin CEO was calling me. Can you guess why?

Because I'm now on task to contact every North American Consulting Service Director - PERSONALLY - and whip em all into a frothy mouthed, fire eating, blood gulping frenzy, just like I did with old director "No Penis" this morning.

FUCK! I hate it when I'm right!


rm_sj365 56F
2414 posts
3/21/2006 6:27 pm

*giggles*

you love being right...


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

3/21/2006 10:54 pm




MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


ByteChaser2 54M

3/22/2006 6:47 am

    Quoting rm_sj365:
    *giggles*

    you love being right...
Yeah... lol it's true


ByteChaser2 54M

3/22/2006 6:48 am

Your right. She's right... right? RIGHT!


ByteChaser2 54M

3/22/2006 6:49 am

With ya!


jussweetlilolme 44F

3/22/2006 7:33 am

Byte,
Split the list & pass half of it this way!! I love doing stuff like that! I derive whatever sick sense of pleasure you would like to insert into this sentence, from doing just what you are doing. Good god, you are getting paid to tell other people exactly what you think of them & exactly how they should change it so you can see them for more than the scum of the earth they can be! This is the wonder job of the world!! Hell, I already speak my mind enough to know that those of the faint heart should probably be warey of hanging around, being seen with and or playing around with me (I do bite, but only when correctly prompted)

I have a similar position in the field I am in, but on my end of the job I don't get the credit you do, but I do get to do the "dirty work" (I work in the legal field) So finding the problem & telling them what it is is second nature to me.

Anyways, being right can be a good thing, run with it man!

~Sweets

PS do I sense an issue with Air Force personell?(j/k) LOL I am a military brat all the way! Go you Go!


ByteChaser2 54M

3/22/2006 11:07 am

Sweets - No issues with my Air Force bretheren really... Aside from their unreasonably high billeting requirements... and penchant for being whiners when they don't get their way... Other than that... and the uniforms nope... no issues at all

Psst... I'm kidding lol

or am I?


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
3/23/2006 10:00 pm

Once more into the fray ... when you headed back this way! I might be able to "whip up" some froth. Wait! I meant a cappacino!!

Sic 'em, Tiger!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
3/24/2006 7:25 am

This is your most recent post so I am including you in the Tag you are it game So I am spanking that ass you are it.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


jussweetlilolme 44F

3/24/2006 7:28 am

TAG YOU'RE IT!! You have been tagged by jussweetlilolme in spirit of the game you must carry on the game by listing six things that are weird or unusual about yourself. If you would like to see what I am talking about, please visit my blog (which I cant the link to work) which has my original response to the TAG HandsumDarktall sent me. Have fun guys !

~Sweets


ByteChaser2 54M

3/24/2006 9:02 am

_Safira - Cappuchino?!? Does that come in the manly 55 gallon drum size?


ByteChaser2 54M

3/24/2006 9:04 am

    Quoting 007sexy40plus:
    This is your most recent post so I am including you in the Tag you are it game So I am spanking that ass you are it.
More tag? What am I "It" for?


ByteChaser2 54M

3/24/2006 9:13 am

    Quoting jussweetlilolme:
    TAG YOU'RE IT!! You have been tagged by jussweetlilolme in spirit of the game you must carry on the game by listing six things that are weird or unusual about yourself. If you would like to see what I am talking about, please visit my blog (which I cant the link to work) which has my original response to the TAG HandsumDarktall sent me. Have fun guys !

    ~Sweets
Man... I feel like a highway overpass with all the taggin' goin on!

Hmm 6 strange or unusual things huh... K. Here goes...

6. The first 10 years I was in the Marines, I repaired and installed antennae upwards of 100 feet high. And I'm petrified of heights...

5. There's more hair on my ass than on my chest...

4. My left foot is a half size bigger than my right...

3. My hardon size is most accurately defined as "Varriable"... Yeah, I don't get it either...

2. I currently have 3 broken bones - and have since the late 90's. Damned things just won't heal I guess...

1. I collect skulls - mostly human study models but there's a couple dozen animal skulls in a box in my closet. - No frozen heads in the freezer though. I'm not quite THAT twisted.


FeistySyn 53F

3/24/2006 9:09 pm

Variable hardons???

Uhmmm, can we talk about the fish again?? ... you're killing my fantasies here! lol....

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


ByteChaser2 54M

3/25/2006 6:33 am

    Quoting FeistySyn:
    Variable hardons???

    Uhmmm, can we talk about the fish again?? ... you're killing my fantasies here! lol....
LOL - She said "strange and unusual"


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