HEY! I have a brain yanno!  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
6/2/2006 3:04 pm

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6/13/2006 6:39 am

HEY! I have a brain yanno!

Oh shit... I think I've fallen victim to serious role reversal...

You ladies, and sadly a number of men (suppressing gag reflex) seem to get fixated on my ass.

SEE!!?? Your doing it right now! I'm over here... to the right!!! (Snapping fingers under noses)

So ok, it's an ass. And granted it's naked but dammit, I have a brain you know! I actually have something meaningful to say (sob - sniffle).

I feel like a hunk of meat. That's what you see me as DON'T you? (whimper - snort)

(Snapping fingers under noses again)

Pay attention! My God but you all have one track - no wait... two cheek minds! It's like all you people think about is ass, ass, ass.

How would you like it if I just stared at YOUR ass? Huh?

Wait... what the fuck am I saying?

Go ahead... Stare!

And will someone PLEASE show me their tits???




rm_justeunfille 57F

6/2/2006 4:05 pm

I have very nice ta ta's.... but, I digress...we comment upon your lovely derriere as that is what you present on your pic my friend... you shove it in our faces...and well, what else are we to do but admire it and salivate over it? But, do we love it more than your writing? No way.... the eyes may admire your arse, but the libido and the heart love your words.

Now, having seen some of your other body parts.. you are very pleasant indeed... nice abs, properly proportionate nether region, and very nice smile and eyes.

we can arrange a shot of the ta ta's....


ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 4:40 pm

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    I have very nice ta ta's.... but, I digress...we comment upon your lovely derriere as that is what you present on your pic my friend... you shove it in our faces...and well, what else are we to do but admire it and salivate over it? But, do we love it more than your writing? No way.... the eyes may admire your arse, but the libido and the heart love your words.

    Now, having seen some of your other body parts.. you are very pleasant indeed... nice abs, properly proportionate nether region, and very nice smile and eyes.

    we can arrange a shot of the ta ta's....
shhhhhh It was a joke fille

Except for that last part... That part I'm serious about!


ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 4:44 pm

    Quoting ShayeDK:
    There's bare boobs all over AdultFriendFinder-
    what you talking about?

    Now, if you mean MY hooters-
    well, sweetie, come find me...
    er, I mean them.

See? now you went and did it... give a cave dude a challenge...


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/2/2006 5:46 pm

And the point is...?



Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 6:03 pm

Point? No point... just an anecdotal observation


ByteChaser2 54M

6/2/2006 9:58 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Ya can almost see my tits in this pic..but if ya go over and look on my last blog..it shows both my boobies..lol...nice ass by the way{=}.
YAYYY!! Got a pair and all I had to do was ask


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/3/2006 11:48 am

Well, you can't say that I'm only viewing your blog b/c of you butt as I can't view it. lol. AdultFriendFinder is hiding it from me! Also, I'm thinking if you weren't proud of your "assets" you wouldn't be so quick to give us ladies, and the few ummm...males a glimpse of your posterior. *winks*


digdug41 50M

6/3/2006 1:41 pm

your just too crazy sometimes byte

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 7:42 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Well, you can't say that I'm only viewing your blog b/c of you butt as I can't view it. lol. AdultFriendFinder is hiding it from me! Also, I'm thinking if you weren't proud of your "assets" you wouldn't be so quick to give us ladies, and the few ummm...males a glimpse of your posterior. *winks*
lol... yeah, I'm transparent - if it weren't for the hair, it wouldn't even be there!


ByteChaser2 54M

6/4/2006 7:43 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    your just too crazy sometimes byte
lol I know man... it's a curse... But whatcha gonna do right?


MaggiesWishes 61F

6/5/2006 6:18 pm

Hum... sweet cheeks ... you know how to find my "girls"
And, pardon me while I just stare a little longer ...
It's that time of the night ... right before bed time.
Wanna tuck me in?

warm huggies 2ya sugg's


ByteChaser2 54M

6/5/2006 7:11 pm

Ya mean I gotta go all the way to sunny Florida? Damn... I better get walkin


helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
6/13/2006 12:12 am

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Will that do you?



♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


ByteChaser2 54M

6/13/2006 6:39 am

    Quoting helga_hansen:
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Will that do you?



    ♥♥HH♥♥
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yep, that will do very nicely Helga. THANkS!!!!

happym;


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