Female Coercivity - or - Chick Magnet!  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
12/17/2005 1:01 pm

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Female Coercivity - or - Chick Magnet!

Coercivity, just by the by, is the unit used to measure magnetic intensity. Just so you know.

Ok... so... She says I'm a chick magnet. (scratching my head, not really seeing the connection but certainly enjoying the idea)

But as I respect this person's opinion highly, I have no choice but to add weight and credence to her contentions yeah? I mean... It's kind of embarrassing and all. And frankly not just a little conceited I think to say - "Yeah, I'm a chick magnet!"

So have I avoided the subject enough yet? lol

Ok, here we go.

If you were to ask any guy what a chick magnet is, he'd probably say something like; "That guy that always seems to have a great looking honey on his arm", or "The guy who's ALWAYS getting laid"...

I'll concede that I have my fair share of female companionship but I'll be damned if I'm getting any tail! I mean damn... I haven't been lustfully groped in month... umm weeks.... hours? the last 15 minutes??? LOL

Ok, serious now... I like women. I like being around women. I enjoy talking with women. Guys now... We drink beer and build things with our bare hands... Chase antelope and gazelle and rip their still beating hearts out... Complain about our respective others (wives, girlfriends, recent conquests...), comparing horror stories about them whilst comparing penis length and bragging about how many times we can orgasm in a 4 hour span of time...

But yanno, Much as I like being able to burp and fart around my friends, I'm just not comfy with kissing my guy companions. Call me homophobic, call me unimaginative and sexually repressed but I just don't ken the thought of caressing Dick's ummm - dick.

Ladies on the other hand! Oh lawdy lawd. Gimme a squeezable butt to fondle and a kissable pair of boobies to snuggle and I'm a cocker spaniel, brainlessly chasing that stick into the duck pond till exhaustion finally takes it's hold, pulling me under for the last time.

So... back to the point. Since I'd much rather surround myself with butts and breasts, it seems logical that I'd expend inordinate amounts of effort and energy attracting women in the hope that one (or more - the winds and Allah willing) will bed me until my heart explodes and I expire into the gentle arms of eternal slumber!

How do I do it? who really knows... As was elegantly stated by Mark "Rat" Ratner in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", "You put the vibe out to a million women, one of them is bound to respond!"

I suppose... but man, is that a lonely life or what?

Here's what it really is I think. I like women and it shows. Women respond well to that I think and it's like an invisible attractant. I mean face it, what attracts you more, a guy who seems genuinely happy to be near you or a guy who's just more or less indifferent. Happy, smiling, engaging or serious, indifference?

Yeah. Ok... I'm a chick magnet. So sue me!

caressmewell 55F

12/17/2005 1:18 pm

I like women and it shows

Nuff said!! Other men should learn this.

vuderhose 46M

12/17/2005 1:29 pm

YOU CAUGHT A GAZELLE!?!! Humbled, I stand befor you, My King.
Actually, I just wanted to know if coercivity was a word. Rock on, Big Balla.

ByteChaser2 54M

12/17/2005 1:52 pm

Hiya caressme! Personally, I think most men already instinctively know this... Ya just have to snap your fingers in front of their face and wake em up right?

ByteChaser2 54M

12/17/2005 1:57 pm

SJ!! Look! Another guy commented! Yeah vuderhose, it's a word lol

According to Websters -

Coercivity: co搪r搾iv搏暗y (N): The intensity of the magnetic field needed to reduce the magnetization of a ferromagnetic material to zero after it has reached saturation.

And you get down with yer bad self too boss!

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
12/17/2005 2:20 pm

so..it took all this just to say : yeah, you're right...i'm a chick magnet?

lol *eye roll* men

ByteChaser2 54M

12/17/2005 2:50 pm

lol sj - You started it!

Rollin them hazels right back

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
12/17/2005 6:20 pm

oh yeah...and you forgot to mention..the cute butt doesnt hurt either.

ByteChaser2 54M

12/17/2005 9:43 pm

lol sj

So yeah... the cute butt doesn't hurt either. But I dont flash the heiney for just anyone mindya. Just you all!

he says blushing

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