Excuses are like...  

ByteChaser2 54M
2834 posts
12/19/2005 7:13 pm

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Excuses are like...

Ok... I've been properly and soundly berated for slacking off on my posts... I know, I know... I have no excuse! (actually I do but I doubt she'd hear any of it lol)... Which actually brings up an interesting topic:

Excuses (and ass holes, both of which seem to thrive in great abundance).

If you were to ask any high school teacher, there are a few specific excuses for tardiness or absence. Death in the family, any contagious illness, scheduled doctor or dentist appointment, and so on.

Now, buck up a little courage, step into the world of basic training and ask that trained gorilla in the camo jammies and the Smokey the Bear hat what would be a valid excuse for tardiness or absence and the very first thing out of this trained apes mouth, accompanied by halitosis and copious amounts of spittle, would be:

"MAGGOT. Unless your dead, there is no excuse! Now drop and give me pushups until your mother sweats and your assholes suckin butter milk!"

So... lets just assume for a moment that the primate drill instructors of the world are right... There really is no excuse. What then are we truants left with?

Well, reasons. Thats right... I said reasons. So when your done rolling your eyes, I want you to give me situps till I cry! Just kidding...

That'd just make me laugh...

Anyway. There are no excuses (or at the very least a precious few valid excuses. But hey! Guess what we have behind door number 2!

So the REASON I haven't posted anything for a while is well...

cuz I'm too lazy.


At least I'm honest right? LOL

caressmewell 54F

12/19/2005 7:30 pm

Happy Holidays!

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
12/19/2005 7:31 pm

LOL laziness? THATS the best you can do?
sheesh..i was hoping for something creative like kidnapped by aliens or such. i mean, half the points for excuses go to creativity & degree of difficulty. your excusing needs work dude.

digdug41 50M

12/19/2005 7:35 pm

hey byte we all have our moments ya know and thank you for stopping by my blog

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

ByteChaser2 54M

12/19/2005 7:36 pm

Same to you caressme! Hap Hap Happy Holidays to you too! XXXXX

ByteChaser2 54M

12/19/2005 7:37 pm

sj... but, but... Don't I at least get points for delivery? You Yugoslavian judges are hell! Love you!


12/19/2005 7:50 pm

Hey byte,

I seem to recall your name from the ranks of those from when I once looked at local listings of A FF members near me. For some reason I had initially thought you were female but should really have read your post first instead directly heading straight for the ice cream cone.

I like your professional description though. Stuff.

I'm thinking of changing my own to Philanthropist/Dumpster Diver.

I really don't go out much but if you need someone for friendly (and quite hetero) backup/wingman chores let me know and I'll be good for it. A 30 mile distance is pretty well negligible compared to the distances of most fellow bloggers at this site.



ByteChaser2 54M

12/19/2005 7:53 pm

Hey dig. You got it brother. Thanks for coming around mine too. Keeps sj from thinking I'm a homophobic lol

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
12/19/2005 7:59 pm

thinking? lalalala

sorry..thats my thinking noise

ByteChaser2 54M

12/19/2005 9:13 pm

Hey KC - You must have yourself on that invisible when checkin out profiles thing turned on... Either that or I'm completely brain dead and missed when you viewed it.

Gonna take some time and check out your blog offerings... yanno, just to see if your on the same relative twisted-ness I enjoy... Wing men gotta fit right, right?

Pssst... sj... look, he makes 6!

Stop around anytime ya want KC.

ByteChaser2 54M

12/19/2005 9:15 pm

Dayum sj, twice in one post? people will talk baby

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