Curse of the standard member  

Bushwhackerman 56M
23 posts
5/31/2006 4:48 pm

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6/4/2006 4:08 pm

Curse of the standard member

I’m not talking about dick size here. I wont say that the thought of a monster dick swinging like something out of the Pit and the Pendulum doesn’t appeal cos it definitely has a kind of appeal I’m standing on the top of a mountain shouting “I AM HOMO SAPIENS AND I FUCK EVERYTHING!”

I like my dick a lot. I’m very attached to it and we’ve shared lots of good times together. It’s got character I’m told.

But I’m talking about standard membership of AAF. A couple of times I’ve checked my email and found someone very desirable person was trying to contact me several times during the night. Checking their profile I start banging my head off the wall and regretting not being there. SEIZE THE DAY? By the time I realise there is some attractive desirable femme fatale trying to contact me she’s probably already in the virtual arms of Pablo from Rio who has a washboard stomach and a dick you could use to direct air traffic control from the entire Southern Hemisphere.

So if you’re out there Sabrina_Deep, Flamingo or Laylajane. please..I’m not an instant techno cyber messager. I lke to take my time and enjoy the frisson of a slowly smouldering fire.

Hmmm. time to put another (b)log on the fire….

penguinluvr 59M
1087 posts
5/31/2006 5:24 pm

At least you get messages. I don't even get anyone looking at my profile for weeks at a time.


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